| 00:00 - 00:03 | I want to inspect the troops! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will inspect them here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have already inspected the regular line units |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the psyops units too. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Then all that's left |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | are the S. F. units. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We uhhhh........ |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | can't get them to cut their hair... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | or keep their hands out of their pockets |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not a SGM, CSM or Staff Officer, get out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who do they think they are? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All of them are fucking crazy! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Does anyone know what they really do? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why do they act like fucking hippies? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Are they really in the Army? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You god-damn right they are! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They put on the same uniform we do! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you fuckers can't get them to shave! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They really don't care what we say! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They lay around all day and party all night! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are probably gathering intel! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Intel? Really? Maybe on where the best whore-house is! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It is what they are best at! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And you can't get them in regulation! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You are pathetic staff wienies! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I wan't this shit over! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If they are not within regs by this afternoon |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | then every one of you will get a high and tight! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's just a fucking haircut! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If they are not in formation, I will be worse to you than STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They are NOT civilians! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They are Army soldiers!!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They are not better than us! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Green Berets! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | can NOT outsmart the best staff in the WHOLE god damn ARMY! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All they do is work out |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and chase pussy! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I want a boot in their asses! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And I want to laugh at their new haircuts! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, They will still ask us out! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just remembered today is payday! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We will never find them |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They are fucking ghost on payday |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They are probably laying pipe right now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or getting shit-faced! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We better get back to our paperwork! |
