Hitler and Green Berets

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Description

Hitler wants to inspect the Green Beret units in his area but he can't .

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00:00 - 00:03I want to inspect the troops!
00:04 - 00:05We will inspect them here,
00:05 - 00:07here and here.
00:08 - 00:12We have already inspected the regular line units
00:12 - 00:15And the psyops units too.
00:17 - 00:19Then all that's left
00:19 - 00:21are the S. F. units.
00:24 - 00:26Sir.....
00:27 - 00:28We uhhhh........
00:31 - 00:33can't get them to cut their hair...
00:34 - 00:36or keep their hands out of their pockets
00:53 - 00:58Everyone not a SGM, CSM or Staff Officer, get out!
01:13 - 01:15Who do they think they are?
01:15 - 01:17All of them are fucking crazy!
01:18 - 01:23Does anyone know what they really do?
01:25 - 01:28Why do they act like fucking hippies?
01:29 - 01:31Are they really in the Army?
01:31 - 01:34You god-damn right they are!
01:34 - 01:37They put on the same uniform we do!
01:37 - 01:40And you fuckers can't get them to shave!
01:40 - 01:42They really don't care what we say!
01:42 - 01:46They lay around all day and party all night!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, they are probably gathering intel!
01:48 - 01:52Intel? Really? Maybe on where the best whore-house is!
01:53 - 01:54It is what they are best at!
01:56 - 01:57And you can't get them in regulation!
01:57 - 02:00You are pathetic staff wienies!
02:00 - 02:03I wan't this shit over!
02:04 - 02:08If they are not within regs by this afternoon
02:08 - 02:13then every one of you will get a high and tight!
02:14 - 02:16It's just a fucking haircut!
02:17 - 02:21If they are not in formation, I will be worse to you than STALIN!
02:27 - 02:29They are NOT civilians!
02:30 - 02:34They are Army soldiers!!!
02:34 - 02:36They are not better than us!
02:41 - 02:42Fucking Green Berets!
02:43 - 02:47can NOT outsmart the best staff in the WHOLE god damn ARMY!
02:48 - 02:53All they do is work out
02:54 - 02:56and chase pussy!
02:56 - 02:59I want a boot in their asses!
03:00 - 03:02And I want to laugh at their new haircuts!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Anna, They will still ask us out!
03:19 - 03:23I just remembered today is payday!
03:25 - 03:26We will never find them
03:31 - 03:33They are fucking ghost on payday
03:40 - 03:46They are probably laying pipe right now
03:46 - 03:49or getting shit-faced!
03:53 - 03:56We better get back to our paperwork!