| 00:00 - 00:03 | Everyone settle down, we are having our weekly report with Yoshi P. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As all of you have heard... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There have quite a few complaints about the state of the game. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Some of it is the usual consumer complaining about issues which are in the works, However... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There has been quite a bit of talk about the latest content patch as well as the expansion. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | The expansion is going to be great, latest patch is a taste of the challenge we wish to provide to our dedicated playerbase. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yoshi-kun... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Reports have said... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Some of players are threatening to leave if the content is going to be as hard as Steps of Faith. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | A big portion of our casual playerbase, and our income. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but my lead developers... Leave the room... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Idiots! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The whole lot of them are idiots! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You try to give them something that they have to learn to work together to be victorious- |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ... But in the end they cry, whine, and complain. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My god especially the crybabies! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If I see one more tear from a casual failure, I'm going to drop this game faster than Hiromichi Tanaka! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What was he thinking anyways!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Only able to level by restricted leves!? Dodos everywhere!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The environment was beautiful though, give some credit where credit is d- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Didn't you hear me!? Dodos fucking everywhere! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | That may be true, but you got used to it after a while. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You got used to dodos linking with each other? Are you kidding me!? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It was you, wasn't it!? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You're attracted to dodos!? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Programmed thousands of dodos into the game. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Prancing about like retards, then linking like a swarm! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That's something the crybabies should've been crying about! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You're fighting a damn dragon in Steps of Faith! You expect to just spam Ring of Thorns all day!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And the primals! It's called extreme mode for a reason! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But they rather just have pretty animations and gear handed to them. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This game is a MMO... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A game where you play with others for common interests...Goals... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Goals that everyone work together to achieve... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If they think Steps of Faith was hard- |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We're going to have to hotfix the whole damn expansion! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All monsters are going to be wielding nerf bats, nerf guns, and supersoakers! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Might as well call the game by what the players constantly want- |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Final Fantasy: A Realm Nerfed! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Actually they might even cry more! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I'll run you through the content... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Very well, the casuals win... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I guess it's back to the drawing board. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But first... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | About the implementation of more dodo-type creatures. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Cancel that, as well as erase every damn dodo from the game files. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm done feeding your fantasies. Pack your shit and leave. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Damn it all... |
| 03:58 - 03:59 | (whimper) |
