| 00:00 - 00:03 | Heir Hitler, there is a problem |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | Ms. Justice's Holocaust class does not have nearly enough students |
| 00:08 - 00:15 | It seeems students have become ignorant to the joys of this life changing class |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They have nowhere else to go, they'll sign up |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuehrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It seems... |
| 00:31 - 00:36 | Law Studies seems to be attracting a large number of students |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't know who loves ya baby, leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS AN OUTRAGE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE CANDY ALONE MAKES THIS CLASS BETTER THAN LAW STUDIES |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | These kids have never even seen Ms. Justice yell at her computer |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They don't deserve Sweet Willie |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | SO MANY LOLLIPOP FLAVORS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The rivalry between the Justice sisters is of legend |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | We may never know who is the most sexy fine |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I always thought it was obviously... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT'S ANYTHING BUT OBVIOUS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuehrer, baby Justice is clearly... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't you dare lecture me on this topic you ignorant swine |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S BESIDE THE POINT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This class is more than just fun |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It is a new life view |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | An opportunity for students to learn about history's darkest moments |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How dare they pass up such an opportunity |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They are missing out on a chance to learn what books don't teach |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This class has heart |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What does Law Studies have? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Stupid Amendments |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Lame court cases, this hurts my soul |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm utterly bewildered |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Law Studies... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You can learn Law Studies by watching Law and Order |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why waste a class on it |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They can be in room 518 |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With Ms. Justice, god's gift to earth |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | She plays the best music |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You signed your kid up for Law Studies, didn't you? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't understand |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How can you resist Sarah Brightman? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The voice of an angel... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There's only one thing left to do |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Extra candy on every single Friday |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That will draw them in |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | What you do matters |
