| 00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Shadow |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are through to the quarter finals. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We finished at the top of the table here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Meanwhile Innsie and the Kiwis have been eliminated |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | after finishing at the bottom here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. With our main competition eliminated |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we should cruise to the finals. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Shadow |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we have |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | drawn Sri Lanka |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | in the next round. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who watched the video Scoutcast and now wants to grow a beard like those guys leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the hell have the Sri Lankans gone through? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The last I saw them they were taking 52 point hits, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | they had Jack Cork as a differential, |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and they had lost their best player Granville to the Indians. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He must be confused with another Granville. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We finished first and should have an easy opponent |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | someone like the Australians. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Instead we get Mark and his number 1 ranked players! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The polls have us as the favorites. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well ask Ed Miliband how reliable polls are. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's not like we can cruise over SAF every week. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But why did Bangladesh get the easy matchup? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And look at that Australia Pakistan matchup? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Are we even sure either of those teams really qualified? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And yet they get to play each other. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Australia's ranked 8 of 8 in runs scored |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and JK's building a permanent cabinet |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | for the Daglish mismanagement award. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | With Zep stuck in rehab for self abusers |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | this was supposed to be my year again! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Instead we get Mark in the season he finally |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | remembered how to play the game again. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And after the wildcard debacle |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | they finally told Fenley he's in the competition. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | At least they had to bench Jonty. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I hear he's too distracted plotting new ways to keep Granville showing up late |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | so Jonty gets more scoutcast face time. |
| 02:57 - 02:59 | Don't they realize |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | it's Granville we all tune in for? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Granville is a sexy beast. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Times like this make me miss Sporting |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Sure he had the football acumen of Mike Ashley |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But there's no one I'd rather have behind me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | when I really need a good knob . . . |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | . . . joke, knob joke. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The only thing left to do is get drunk. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Pass me some Absinthe. |
