| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir the Mackem's have shown up on the outskirts of Newcastle |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have shown up here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they don't like skunks, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | On previous occasions when they have been this far north, they have failed. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's the derby fuckwit, anything could happen! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | My ring is pulsing for this one too. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have a proper manager. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We don't have a fifth columnist this time. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks Bruce is a good manager stay! The rest get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I know they now have a manager! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Coming to the Sports Direct Arena confident! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Even Colback is a Mackem now? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The daft fuckers at the Sports Direct Arena think they'll win? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But they're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That Cockney cunt Ashley has even got some of them onside! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even I didn't think the thick cunts were this deluded.! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Sheep asking to be led to the slaughter |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the Geordies are not happy. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The fucking traitorous Geordies who support Sunderland are though! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated and looking for success. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Success the fucking Mackems are the only ones with recent success!? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We have ripped the scum off for years. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They have put up with our shit! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "We tell them we have your best interests at heart |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Whilst ripping them off! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We charge them over a 100 times the value for their shit shirts! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And they buy them every year. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If we sold them weekly they would spend their dole money on them. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If it wasn't for the smell.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If I could go to see the inbred twats up close! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I would punch every one of the thick cunts lights out! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We can't even rely on Ameobi... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He gets worse every game and looks less and less like a footballer |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Newcastles luck has run it's course just like Ameobi's in the derbies! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The local girls won't get fucked. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The skunks will be getting pissed to drown their sorrows! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Plus they're shit in bed anyway! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, a Mackem will still shag you!. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Get me a price on a Mackem 3-1 win! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least I will get something from the game. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We will lose. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | O'Neil will triumph! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Whilst the skunks drown their sorrows.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Get Ashley to drop another bombshell on the thick gets! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's see just how deluded they are! |
