Bethanys Plans to Visit Goat Cafe

10,976 views • 2/12/2017

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Goat Cafe Huddersfield recently had a bit of a meltdown on Facebook

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00:00 - 00:03We're going to a vegan cafe
00:04 - 00:05What do you think of this place?
00:05 - 00:07 Here? In Huddersfield?
00:08 - 00:12The Goat Cafe
00:12 - 00:15It was Bethanys idea
00:17 - 00:19Do they have the internet?
00:19 - 00:21You know... wifi?
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28I'm not sure.
00:31 - 00:33They dont have the internet
00:34 - 00:36They stopped using it.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who isnt Vegan, leave the room
01:13 - 01:15SO YOU THREE
01:15 - 01:17YOURE VEGANS.
01:18 - 01:23DO YOU USE THE INTERNET?
01:25 - 01:28Bethany out there?
01:29 - 01:31She has plans to go there and use the internet
01:31 - 01:34Well fuck Bethany
01:34 - 01:37Fuck Her.
01:37 - 01:40And Fuck Her Plans
01:40 - 01:42Fuhrer, she could use mobile internet
01:42 - 01:46SHE WANTS FUCKING WIFI!
01:46 - 01:48Fuhrer, its just like wifi now
01:48 - 01:52Its not like fucking WIFI
01:53 - 01:54IT DOESNT EXPLOIT HUMANS!
01:56 - 01:57or animals
01:57 - 02:00I want to go to a Vegan cafe
02:00 - 02:03that has internet
02:04 - 02:08and a card machine
02:08 - 02:13I want to drink Cappuchino if I fucking want to
02:14 - 02:16I dont want to write letters
02:17 - 02:21or read fucking books
02:27 - 02:29I want to use my ipad
02:30 - 02:34I want to tweet
02:34 - 02:36and post on instagram
02:41 - 02:42and Facebook.
02:43 - 02:47NOT SEND A FUCKING LETTER
02:48 - 02:53its 2017 for fucks sake.
02:54 - 02:56What do they want?
02:56 - 02:59should we go back? Go back to
03:00 - 03:02drawing on the fucking walls
03:04 - 03:07Bethany, dont worry.
03:14 - 03:16Are there other Vegan Cafes?
03:19 - 03:23With internet?
03:25 - 03:26And a card machine?
03:31 - 03:33Normal businesses?
03:40 - 03:46Or are they all like these fools?
03:46 - 03:49Fuck it.
03:53 - 03:56We'll go to KFC