00:00 - 00:03 | We're going to a vegan cafe |
00:04 - 00:05 | What do you think of this place? |
00:05 - 00:07 | Here? In Huddersfield? |
00:08 - 00:12 | The Goat Cafe |
00:12 - 00:15 | It was Bethanys idea |
00:17 - 00:19 | Do they have the internet? |
00:19 - 00:21 | You know... wifi? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | I'm not sure. |
00:31 - 00:33 | They dont have the internet |
00:34 - 00:36 | They stopped using it. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isnt Vegan, leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | SO YOU THREE |
01:15 - 01:17 | YOURE VEGANS. |
01:18 - 01:23 | DO YOU USE THE INTERNET? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Bethany out there? |
01:29 - 01:31 | She has plans to go there and use the internet |
01:31 - 01:34 | Well fuck Bethany |
01:34 - 01:37 | Fuck Her. |
01:37 - 01:40 | And Fuck Her Plans |
01:40 - 01:42 | Fuhrer, she could use mobile internet |
01:42 - 01:46 | SHE WANTS FUCKING WIFI! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Fuhrer, its just like wifi now |
01:48 - 01:52 | Its not like fucking WIFI |
01:53 - 01:54 | IT DOESNT EXPLOIT HUMANS! |
01:56 - 01:57 | or animals |
01:57 - 02:00 | I want to go to a Vegan cafe |
02:00 - 02:03 | that has internet |
02:04 - 02:08 | and a card machine |
02:08 - 02:13 | I want to drink Cappuchino if I fucking want to |
02:14 - 02:16 | I dont want to write letters |
02:17 - 02:21 | or read fucking books |
02:27 - 02:29 | I want to use my ipad |
02:30 - 02:34 | I want to tweet |
02:34 - 02:36 | and post on instagram |
02:41 - 02:42 | and Facebook. |
02:43 - 02:47 | NOT SEND A FUCKING LETTER |
02:48 - 02:53 | its 2017 for fucks sake. |
02:54 - 02:56 | What do they want? |
02:56 - 02:59 | should we go back? Go back to |
03:00 - 03:02 | drawing on the fucking walls |
03:04 - 03:07 | Bethany, dont worry. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Are there other Vegan Cafes? |
03:19 - 03:23 | With internet? |
03:25 - 03:26 | And a card machine? |
03:31 - 03:33 | Normal businesses? |
03:40 - 03:46 | Or are they all like these fools? |
03:46 - 03:49 | Fuck it. |
03:53 - 03:56 | We'll go to KFC |