4vets Interview

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00:00 - 00:00To our good friend and Pakistan colleague DOOSRA. Get well soon pal.
00:01 - 00:03I am 4vets. Esteemed manager of Pakistan. You want shum??
00:03 - 00:06We are here. We are team Pakistan. We are old.
00:06 - 00:08I've seen a lot of trash talk on here.
00:08 - 00:12I've seen Sexism-gate. FFS cliques. Elitism.
00:12 - 00:19I've even seen Breadbin, Jinswick and Muppet having a threesome. I've… seen things you people wouldn't believe…Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
00:19 - 00:22I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.
00:22 - 00:26All those… moments… will be lost in time, like tears… in… rain. Time… to die…
00:26 - 00:29Oh no, wait, I will hang on until after the tournament finishes.
00:30 - 00:32IT STOPS HERE AND NOW! My team is ready. And pensioned.
00:33 - 00:35We've taken our phased medications. We've had lots of Horlicks and early nights.
00:36 - 00:39We've pimped up our Zimmer frames and our wheelchairs. We've slapped a sex ban on our MILFS. Now that is commitment to the cause!
00:40 - 00:43To our good friend and Pakistan colleague DOOSRA. Get well soon pal.