Rage France, rage!
275 views • 3/31/2013
The British-Prussian alliance advances towards Hannover Our armies are surrounded, the enemy comes from the north... ...west and east Meanwhile Austria continues to threat to invade Burgundy If they do, Paris is expected to fall within the year We are invencible, we just need to recruit more men
00:00 - 00:03 | The British-Prussian alliance advances towards Hannover |
00:04 - 00:05 | Our armies are surrounded, the enemy comes from the north... |
00:05 - 00:07 | ...west and east |
00:08 - 00:12 | Meanwhile Austria continues to threat to invade Burgundy |
00:12 - 00:15 | If they do, Paris is expected to fall within the year |
00:17 - 00:19 | We are invencible, we just need to recruit more men |
00:19 - 00:21 | France will prevail against all its enemies |
00:24 - 00:26 | Your majesty... |
00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
00:31 - 00:33 | We got no money or manpower left |
00:34 - 00:36 | We can't recruit more soldiers. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has already bought estates in Bohemia or Italy, out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I am MORRELL! I SMASH ALL! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Why is Austria being so aggressive? They refuse to give me Nice and Savoie! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Where are our allies? What are they doing? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Damn Austria and the Holy Roman Empire! |
01:31 - 01:34 | They made peace with Prussia, left us alone to die! |
01:34 - 01:37 | France will be destroyed, turned into the laughting stock of Europe |
01:37 - 01:40 | All thanks to the traitor Austrians! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you broke the alliance with Austria and refused to acknowledge the treaty of Ber- |
01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck Austria! They turned their back to us! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Austria wanted to be our ally! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Then go and kiss the butt of that bitch, Maria Theresa! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Maybe she'll give you an estate in Bohemia! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Useless and incompetent generals! |
01:57 - 02:00 | Claiming to be experts in millitary matters all the time. |
02:00 - 02:03 | And being as skilled in leading an army as a toddler! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
02:08 - 02:13 | For each dead enemy we have six or more dead French soldiers, what is this?! |
02:14 - 02:16 | We should be destroying Prussia! |
02:17 - 02:21 | But now Austria sits as the undisputed leader of Central Europe, damn Duke! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I have been thinking |
02:30 - 02:34 | What are allies good for? |
02:34 - 02:36 | If they never hear me |
02:41 - 02:42 | Look at this... |
02:43 - 02:47 | France and Austria could have destroyed Prussia and threw the British out of the mainland |
02:48 - 02:53 | But he is content with gaining Silesia and selling out HRE minors |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah, that will end up well |
02:56 - 02:59 | He thinks the princes hate me and want to gut me |
03:00 - 03:02 | But they are all destroyed and exhausted |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we will get rid of that king soon |
03:14 - 03:16 | The war was lost the moment Austria left |
03:19 - 03:23 | We must be cursed, almost no victories on that war at all |
03:25 - 03:26 | Poor France |
03:31 - 03:33 | What will happen to us now? |
03:40 - 03:46 | The peasants are angry due to the taxes and defeats |
03:46 - 03:49 | And Austria wants to destroy us |
03:53 - 03:56 | Just leave me alone |
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