| 00:00 - 00:03 | And then, after you buy all the other groceries, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You'll need to head down to Kurzwell's, that meat market |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | just south of Harrisonville. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Pick up some sausages and brats, and maybe some hamburgers. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It's about 6 miles outside of town. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I already took care of that. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We have enough meat to last us a month. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Diglett... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Diglett got up on the counter and ate all the brats. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Diglett ate... she ate everything. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If Diggy has never let you pet her, please leave the room. I want to talk only to those who spoil her. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That dog is a whore! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | She ate the whole fucking bag?!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The sausages and brats alone cost me over ninety dollars! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That damn bitch! She's out of control! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You never punish her, she gets away with everything. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | She sneezes on my legs |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and steps on my bare feet with her talons. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is exactly why I wanted to move the couch across the room. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | If we move the couch, Diggy might jump out the window. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | She's NOT going to jump out the window! She's dumb, not retarded! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It will also mess up the flow of the room. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Flow my ass! The only thing that flows |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | is the river of piss when she misses her pad. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | She shits all around the edges of her pad, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And her fur gets everywhere! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I vacuum and vacuum every day |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And her fur keeps coming back! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | She needs to be punished! You've spoiled her rotten! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | She doesn't ever listen |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | except to the sounds of chip bags and dinner plates. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | She needs a swat on the ass. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | She also needs a bath. She smells terrible, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And her ears are freaking disgusting. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You need to clean her ears, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And brush her teeth too, her breath stinks. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can't believe she ate all that meat. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Where does she put it? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You get to pick up her shit tomorrow. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That dog is the biggest whore in the world. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's just kidding. You're a bigger whore. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | She thinks she's entitled to scraps of all my food, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and steals my seat every time I get up to use the bathroom. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | At least I still have all my Christmas candy... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...and my loaf of Italian bread. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Someday I'll have a dog that listens, a dog that loves me... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That settles it. It's time for me to take action... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...let's go kidnap Bella. |
