| 00:00 - 00:03 | The game has started with 8 players in the map. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Strategic points are scarce, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But there is one here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If we can build Warrior squads and an Archon we can take them easily, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But right here there is an enemy spawn near by |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Its Ok as long as they aren't Tyranids |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just take the point and we should be fine |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Lord...... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They...... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our mandrakes reported seeing Genesteelers, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And a carnifex coming from that base, |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who Doesnt Have Dawn of War UA leave the room now.... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the Fuck!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE TYRANIDS NEAR ME!!!!!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | DO U KNOW HOW FUCKED WE ARE NOW!!!!!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'll tell you how fucked we are. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | REALLY FUCKED!!!!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They are worse than the fucking Sisters Of Battle. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They will out number and Slaughter my Dark Eldar. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND NOT TO MENTION ONLY ATTACK ME!!!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the Inquisition is even closer to them!!! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHAT THE FUCK INQUISITION TOO!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Im sure they will fight it out before they fight us!! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WHAT ARE YOU STUPID, IM IN SLOT 1 |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT's OVER!!!!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They will take my points and only nuke me. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I will spend all my Income on defenses |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The whole god damn game!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | while the other AI upgrade and Prepare for war!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And stalin is AFK!!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm defending and his ass don't give me Points, Damn you STALIN!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Im screwed without Requisition and upgrades |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Even worse im the Dark Eldar vs. Tyranids. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | When was the last time you heard a mandrake take a carnifex, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Whats the point. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The Tyranids are going to send and army of Carnifexs and Biovores |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And once i manage to take the wave the inquisition will arrive!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And they will nuke me too!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then they will send a deepstrike landraider |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | A FUCKING DEEP STRIKE LAND RAIDER |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok he isnt that good at DOW. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My raider crafts will die as soon as they come out... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And im only making 64 requisition... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I've lost |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the game is only 5 minutes in |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Look for an Empty spot on the map.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If you see Sisters of battle send diplomacy. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | their archangel will save us. |
