| 00:00 - 00:03 | Martin O'Neil is looking for a new defender |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He has looked other places abroad |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | concentrating here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Rumours are mounting that the Mackems are becoming disillusioned |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There's even rumours of MON out brigades! in Berlin |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Martin will turn it round |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He is still the best man for the job! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Short. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They mentioned David Moyes |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | On the SMB they're posting MON out threads |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who posted on a thread like that get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Replacing Martin at this stage of the season? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Next they will want the fat twat Benitez. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We'd be fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to the fucking skunks! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Taken down by Mary Poppins! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Don't they know who the blessed Martin is? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the Mackems are not happy. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The Mackems are Gods own people they must endure for us all. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated and looking to blame. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then blame the fucking players, Jesus! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Collecting their wages and... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "We are trying our hardest honestly!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Are they fuck the lazy bastards!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And fucking Larsson God damn |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What the fuck happened to him it's like he's never seen a football before! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a kick up the arse |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Next season Martin will show the lazy fuckers the door! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Relegation looms if they don't try. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Even the ones shit at football could try harder. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They surely can't prefer the Fizzy Pop league? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A derby with Boro! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It doesn't bare thinking about does it? Fucking Boro. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The Mackem's will come back to the blessed Martins fold soon |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We will beat Utd! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We will get this season over and then |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | watch out fucking top six! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Just claim you never posted MON out! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The O'Neil out supporters |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | must be converted to our blessed Martin! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | While you're on find out |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | who is That fucking mag wum?! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Quite clearly he is a cnut. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The personification of a keyboard warrior |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Then peace will return to the SMB |
