| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here is the current turn layout. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are moving in on the Greek city of sparta with our Panzer divisions |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Greek tanks have been captured here we will soon push north for encirclement |
| 00:06 - 00:11 | We will take the infantry there. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Also Mein Fuhrer, Ghandi has arrived, offering us gifts and an open border agreement. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Also Mein Fuhrer, Ghandi has arrived, offering us gifts and an open border agreement. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Accept the offer, Ghandi is a well-known pacifist |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can always betray him later. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ghandi... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ghandi has pillaged our farms, brutalized our citizens and annexed half of our cities. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | His nuke is flying towards Berlin now... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone with less than 100 Hours on Civ 5, please leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | YOU INCOMPATENT COCK-SUCKING JEWS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU ARE ALMOST AS PATHETIC AS THE IROQOIS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THOSE FAGS ARE? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | YOU SHOULD ALL BE REMOVED FROM YOUR LANDS AND SENT TO OKLAHOMA |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | YOU DAMN FOOLS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I WILL HAVE EVERY ONE OF YOUR SORRY ASSES GASSED FOR YOUR FOOLISHNESS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THOSE WHERE MY FUCKING PANZERS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | MY PANZERS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you are the one that asked for us to help |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I KNOW I ASKED FOR HELP, NOT COCK-SUCKED FAGS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, I am sorry! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I DONT CARE IF YOURE SORRY, PRICK |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | MY PANZERS ARE STILL GONE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You might as well be playing the iroqois |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | YOU WOULD END UP WITH THE SAME DAMN RESULTS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | COMPLETE FAILURE, BY A FUCKING INDIAN |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AN ASIAN INDIAN, NOT A NATIVE AMERICAN INDIAN |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | A DAMN ASIAN |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | CAN YOU STOP YOUR DAMN INDIAN INCOMPATENCE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | IM SICK OF THIS SHIT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Its time I got new generals |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Generals that can use the German nation to its full potential |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | So we could crush Ghandi... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm so deleting this game.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | OR GETTING NEW NON-INDIAN GENERALS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THE DAMN IROQOIS GENERALS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Damn mcslanteyes... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | INCOMPATENT MCSLANTEYES TOO |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ONE THAT CANT OPERATE A PANZER |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He did not mean what he said about the Iroqois, I know they are your favorite. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now Ghandi has Berlin... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And Munich... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And Hamburg... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And Dusseldorf... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And even Vienna |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And all of the other cities that no one knows about... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fegelein... Start a new game |
