00:00 - 00:03 | Yes, I think I should replace Jay Leno |
00:04 - 00:06 | What makes you say that? |
00:06 - 00:08 | I am funny and urbane. |
00:12 - 00:14 | So tell me a joke. |
00:14 - 00:16 | My dog has no nose. |
00:16 - 00:17 | No nose? |
00:17 - 00:18 | Ask me how does he smell. |
00:20 - 00:23 | Okay,how does he smell |
00:23 - 00:25 | Terrible. |
00:25 - 00:27 | You see what I mean. |
00:27 - 00:29 | I have a million of them like that. |
00:29 - 00:32 | Would you like another. |
00:34 - 00:37 | Why not |
00:37 - 00:40 | Okay, tell me another |
00:40 - 00:45 | So a man walks up to me |
00:45 - 00:50 | And says lady, I haven't had a bite in three days |
00:50 - 00:55 | So I bit him |