| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...and then we will have 3rd shift do all the maintenance for the lab. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And if you take a look here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | you'll see that the blood bank has their FDA inspection. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And after the recent changes to our SOPs as well as the remodeling of the drawing room, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we should ace our CAP inspection with zero findings or reccomendations. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is good work. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We will be recognized for our hard work in the laboratory. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | No one... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | No one knows what we actually do in the laboratory. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Everyone thinks we are all nurses. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have anything to do with a nurse, leave the room immediately... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | NOT THIS CRAP AGAIN! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why am I confused with a nurse again!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Don't they know how much school we go through to do what we do!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Chemistry, Hematology, Microbiology... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And don't get me started about Blood Bank! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'd rather run in traffic than stress in that section again! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And then we deal with the doctors wanting their cultures STAT! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | "Absolutely ma'am! We'll just ASK the bacteria to grow faster for you!" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, the doctors and nurses have no idea that we can't grow.... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And it's THAT kind of ignorance that ensures we have a job! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, Lab Week proves that we exist! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Please! No one here at this hospital even knows what Lab Week is... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NO FRICKIN' CLUE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | But when it comes to Nurse Week, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the whole hospital is decorated with everything for nurses |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and people ask me where the Nurse Week festivities are! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The most I have to do with nurses is when I call them to redraw because... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They've hemolyzed the chemistry tube for the 3rd time and are blaming us for the hemolysis. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT'S NOT OUR CENTRIFUGE!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's because you pull the syringe like you're unclogging a toilet, you idiot! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And performing all of that preventative maintenance |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm sure I could build a 66 Buick from the ground up today! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And what has it all gotten me? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We're ignored |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | becuase we are behind the scenes players in healthcare! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And now, 35 years in the field, I can feel the carpal tunnel every day. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Not to mention all the back problems. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I have chiropractic appointments from now until doomsday! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And we're still expected to do our jobs! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't know phlebotomists have worse back problems. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Gone are the days of old, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | when we were respected for what we brought to the table. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I think I'm going to retire. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Mr. Smith, congratulations. You are now in charge of the laboratory. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The CAP inspection begins in three days. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Where is the nurses week luncheon? |
