| 00:00 - 00:03 | It looks like Jeb Bush is running for President in 2016. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He says he has global support from as far |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | away as Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Even his mother wants another Bush in the White House |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If he wins, nowhere in the world is safe, not even Berlin. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No way he runs. The Bush name is |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | synonymous with failure. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sheldon... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sheldon Adelson won't even let Mitt Romney run again. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Sheldon owns the Republican party. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you've ever accepted a bribe from Sheldon Adelson, leave this room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is happening! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How the fuck are the Republicans so stupid! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'd bet that asshole even hates puppies and kittens |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Seriously! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Just when you don't think the Republican party could possibly be any dumber |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | they pull this shit! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | A community organizer from Chicago was elected President because people hated his brother so much! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Couldn't they nominate someone that pretends to care! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | With all due respect my Fuhrer, Obama was a great community organizer |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't even know what the fuck a community organizer is! Nobody does you asshole! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, maybe he'll be better than his brother. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You keep saying the same shit that I'd hear on MSNBC or Fox News! Who the fuck even hired you! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You should go work on Jeb's campaign! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What everyone |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | is failing to understand is that |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | they're bought and paid for by the same people! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The same fucking, goddamn people! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They might as well just roll John McCain's old bones out as a candidate! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We all know both parties |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | are owned by the same corporate interests, but Jeb could be worse than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They've got so many other options |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That Cuban from Florida... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We haven't even gotten to Hillary yet. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Her husband is out doing God-knows-what with God-knows-who while she pretends to be a feminist. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | She might be the only woman that is more of an asshole than her husband! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why is it so hard for Americans to realize |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | they are nothing but pawns for the oligarchs that run DC |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That pervert Bill O'Reilly is who these idiots trust for news! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Bill O'Reilly has made many women feel uncomfortable. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I really don't know what to think at this point. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Even some buffoon like Scott Walker or that fat tub of shit from New Jersey would be better choices. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Perry? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Jindal? Palin? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Even if Bush didn't run, would any of the choices be any better? Look at the people I've named. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Their average IQ legally classifies them as mentally disabled in most states. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The Republicans are toast... |
