| 00:00 - 00:05 | The boss came in and told us |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | guys, the wii U is not selling, what do we do ? |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | No one had any ideas |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I told them what if we rebrand the huge gamepad as a portable console ? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | He told me he liked it |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I was joking ! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | He was not. |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He gave me a team and the stocks of unsold wii pads |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | We decided to call it the switch |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Because we're switching old consoles for new money |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Then we thought how could we get more money |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Some guy said we cant remove the screen, but we can remove the gamepad |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | So we cut the buttons out |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | We're selling them for $80 now |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | But that was not enough |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | So we said playing online would cost money |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Guess what ? |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | We have no online game at launch |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I don't even think we'll have servers |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | But it's ok for 10$ a month we will let them play with a nes game |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | A nes game |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | The ones we already sold them on every previous console already |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No but let's be serious a bit |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | If we want them to buy it, we need a system seller |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | No one will buy a system with no games at launch |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | It's not the playstation 2 |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | The intern had a great idea |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | He told us guys, did the Wii U get its Zelda ? |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Not yet, but it's almost ready |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Let's use it |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | So we took it |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | The one game |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | The one good game that was gonna be on Wii U |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | and we made it our launch title. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | We have the console, we have one game, we're good |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Just one game ? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes just Zelda |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | We made them wait so long for it |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | We're going to sell all the stocks |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | But that's not over, we needed more money makers |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | The $80 gamepad was not enough ? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | It's good but it costs money to make them |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Maybe we could make a few mini-games |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Kind of like Wii Sports, people liked Wii Sports |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | And sell them for $50 |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | You can play rock paper scissors |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | or milk a virtual cow, for only $49.99 |
