| 00:00 - 00:03 | So the group are spread all over the place |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | John is from Glasgow, which is in Turkey |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Tully, Middle Earth |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Si lives in a pasty |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the rest are poor Northerners |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I shall look forward to playing them online tonight |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will quick scope like a 12 year old |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | But....... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | But they kicked you for missing Forza event last week |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was an indy event |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All you cunts who don't have Forza,Fuckoff |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean I've been kicked |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I am a busy man |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Jews won't gas themselves |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And why do they call Chris tripod? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He doesn't look like a piece of fucking scientific equipment |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Is he three legged or something? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | iT'S A FUCKING STUPID NICKNAME! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And what the fuck is a Tully? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's an earless wookie plasterer boss |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A fucking wookie? Sounds like a sex toy |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | And Chris is called tripod on account of his huge cock |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm so angry I could throw a pen at a map |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And which one is it that gets bummed in the woods? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And that twat, Jason, well fuck him and his special pants |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He can blow his arse to bits with a mentos and coke enema |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And don't even get me started on Si |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | During Movember, the cunt grew a porn stache |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I am the very essence of Movember |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And I don't shave it off at the end of the fucking month |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I bought a fucking steering wheel for Christs sake |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I even bought an "I love Lewis Hamilton" T Shirt |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Got the Forza 5 game of the year edition |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And those slags kick me? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Well fuck them, I will join another group |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A group where Reece and Ginger are admins |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And together we will rule the fucking world |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And exterminate those fuckers |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The bunch of fucking ass clowns |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I will face rape every last one of them |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's true, Chris has a huge cock |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have made a momentous decision |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I shall buy a PS4 |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Geoff? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I want you to get me a copy of Driveclub and The Crew |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They are the best racing games on the market right now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Two games released with absolutely no problems whatsoever |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll show them I'm smarter than they are |
