| 00:00 - 00:03 | The IBM forces are pressing us on several fronts |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have NGT POCs going on.... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You cannot proceed with a proper POC form |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are missing forms for these locations |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't need a stinking form. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll handle it my own way |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | it's not..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | it's not possible without proper approvals. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We cannot let the customer run amuck. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has failed to do the proper POC paperwork, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What am I to do!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have so many things on my plate! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I add my hours to SFDC, but what of those data entry hours? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Where do I enter those? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I have no Christmas lights! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | So the allied bombers will not find us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Yet Kurtz lights up the entire block! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Daring a full scale attack! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But he is a youtube sensation |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Sensate this, you imbecil. I'll share my feeling via a Webex!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Furher, we now must use Skype |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That is so unreliable. I can't use it. I wont' use it! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's always something!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Installation.... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | My mother knows as much about ozi as I do! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I bring in Thomas Smith every time! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Only Andy knows how to configure a DBC. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What was so wrong with the old data collector? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It was only 1 address space! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | UIM, XML, NGL, LGC, it is all alphabet soup to me! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I want my customers to have NGT |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But they cannot have Smartswitch wouth the blue solutions |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And what about all the + parms? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I have Doug on speedial. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | My customers hate to change anything, even for the better. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why can they not see the NGT light we provide? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Expense guidelines on top of this.... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I cannot live on a mere $70 per day! What if I'm in New York? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Chad cannot properly feed himself there |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Chad will be fine, he likes fast food and cheap beer. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | In spite of the paperwork and forms |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I am privileged to work with a fine set of collegues. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The finest team. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My wish for them is... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...is to have a very merry christmas and a happy new year |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and great success in the next year |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | SC Hitler out... |
