| 00:00 - 00:11 | Jan, you consider yourself to be a good player, but many people think that you are a whiny bitch. How do you respond to that? |
| 00:13 - 00:17 | Edward Tenneman: Because I have shown maturity when I play people like Tenneman |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Edward Harris: I'm always mature |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Sorry |
| 00:22 - 00:35 | Edward Harris: Maturity is the principles I always follows when I am Leader of The Most Loyal Opposition, why else would I stick to neoliberalism? |
| 00:40 - 00:46 | Excuse me, Excuse me |
| 00:45 - 00:51 | When you say things like the left socialist prime minister martin morland - |
| 00:54 - 00:57 | Edward Harris: I went through this with Paxman |
| 00:58 - 01:01 | Sorry, Jan. Sorry |
| 01:01 - 01:12 | How do you expect people to trust you after you tried to get elections in the Tory Party closed down so you could win? |
| 01:12 - 01:19 | Tenneman: I apologised for that even though it was the language barrier that was at fault |
| 01:18 - 01:28 | Harris: The language barrier is the cause of all my problems. It made me overthrow Nick during an election and it made me tell Seb OOC that I'd kick his arse |
| 01:38 - 01:50 | Edward Harris: He dislikes me ever since I called him a fat chocolate and garlic eater that fancies Morland |
| 01:50 - 01:51 | Edward Harris: I don't see what is so funny |
| 01:51 - 01:55 | Excuse me again, excuse me. |
| 01:54 - 02:08 | Sorry about that everybody. Now we will go to the audience. I believe we have another "veteran" player here today. |
| 02:08 - 02:19 | My name is Josh Connor and I agree with Edward. Sebastian's a dick and he ruined my career with an interview. Jan is an inspiration to me. |
| 02:20 - 02:24 | Edward Harris: He hates both of us that is why he puts us through this interviews. |
| 02:25 - 02:28 | Connor: He made me walk out of mine |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Edward Harris: Paxman asked me about the NHS when that won't be a part of my neoliberal society |
