Hitler finds out Fitbit bought Pebble
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Hitler is pretty unhappy when he finds out he wont be getting his kickstarter rewards from Pebble before Christmas. (Disclaimer: for comedic reasons this is extra salty and exaggerated. Also Hitlers a pessimist.)
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The holiday deals will be reaching their peak in the next few weeks. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our top picks are the Xbox One S, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Google Pixel, and Pokemon Sun and Moon. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We missed cyberweek but with good bargain hunting |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We can still afford our entire wishlist |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Skip the Xbox. Instead I think Ill add |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | another Pebble Time 2 to my kickstarter rewards |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Pebble |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Pebble has been completely bought out by Fitbit |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And all pending production and shipments are cancelled |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who owns an Apple Watch, Samsung Gear, or LG Urbane Please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This was the ONE THING! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The ONE THING getting me through this SHITTY year! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And now we have no Core |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No dapper Time Rounds for work |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And dont forget the Time 2, the MESSIAH of Smartwatches! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They'd finally found a way to get rid of that dogshit bezel. It was a new age! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What the hell am I supposed to show off to my relatives now! Do you have idea how much money I blew! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Pebble promised all orders refunds by March 2017 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't want a refund! I want a smartwatch that doesn't look like a toddler toy! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Fitbit may still use Pebble's software on future watches. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The hell they will! You think those hipster garbage monkeys want a fashionable smartwatch!? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ARE YOU A MORON!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Fitbit should be making friendship bracelets! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Not buying out companies who know what the hell they are doing! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Ill tell you exactly what those soccermoms want |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They want to take every Pebble Watch ever made |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And BURN them in an oven like a second Holocaust! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Theyd turn that burner up so high |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | not even Hillary Clinton would be able to delete Pebble once theyre done! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Pebble was the first company to make a smartwatch |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They had one of the largest, most respected kickstarters ever |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And a subreddit that was actually informative |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And this! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This is how they're rewarded! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Eric Migicovsky started a legacy! Hes an American hero! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | So much he never got a chance give us. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Smartstraps, the Time Round 2, new Pebble Apps |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All because Fitbit couldnt develop their way out of a uterus! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. We waited for the Time 2 to go on retail. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why couldnt Fitbit leave us alone? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Pebble was going to save the plummeting smartwatch market |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Without our Timelines |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We dont know whats ahead. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I guess all we can do is wait |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And pray that Fitbit |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least gives us a chance. |