| 00:00 - 00:03 | The usual christmas decorations are up in Sri Lanka |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A lot of trees and lights |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Cinnamon Grand over here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and Independence arcade over here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | all look quite good |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm just waiting to |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | see the giant christmas tree |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the tree |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the tree has been cancelled |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | people have protested |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesnt have a christmas wallpaper leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I WANTED TO SEE THE TREE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IT WAS GOING TO BE REALLY REALLY UUGE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHO COMPLAINED. WHO DID IT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I WILL KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WAS IT THE SJWS? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WAS IT THAT CARDINAL FELLOW? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | EVERYBODY IS A BLOODY GRINCH |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THAT FELLOW GOT SCARED OF BUS AND TUK !@#%!@S |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer, the tree was funded by tax money |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | MODAYA. IT WAS PRIVATELY FUNDED BY COMPANIES |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer, still, they could've donated... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | DONATED? THIS IS CHRISTMAS. YOU SPEND MONEY YOU DONT HAVE |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THEY TAXED MY ASS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I JUST WANTED TO SEE A DAMN TREE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IT WOULD HAVE GOT US PUBLICITY |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | INSTEAD OF BEING KNOWN FOR USELESS TAX LAWS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | CORRUPTED MINISTERS! RACISTS! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | USELESS BLOODY UNIVERSITY STUDENTS BLOCKING THE BLOODY ROADS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND #$%#ing SHITTY INTERNET SPEEDS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | BUT NOOOOOO, THEY SCRAP THE PRETTY TREE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just wanted to take a selfie |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | then go eat something at Nanas. BAMBUWA. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Maybe go for a coffee afterwards |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My christmas is ruined |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THIS COUNTRY IS RUINED. I HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THAT MAKES US A JOKE INTERNATIONALLY |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Donald trump would have built a tree |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | AND A GIANT WALL AROUND THE TREE. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | MADE OF MORE TREES |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry, no one is grabbing you by anything |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i cant take this anymore |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe Sanga and Mahela will join the team again |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or someone get better |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | maybe Upul Tharanga |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | In the end, all these fellows are exactly the same no? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | All talk no shit. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Mekada yahapalanya |
