| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've looked at the games, and suggest you make a small value bet: |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Ninjas in Pyjamas will be versing OverGaming, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | As part of the StarSeries league. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We suspect NiP will be in a slump after their recent loss at Dreamhack |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we expect OverGaming to take the match. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. Use the returns from the Fnatic bet, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And make a value bet on OverGaming |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Fnatic... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Fnatic didn't win their game against Titan. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They lost the match in 2 maps. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except my betting advisors; Keitel, Jodl, and Krebs, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You told me that was a safe bet! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You told me Fnatic had no chance of losing! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | So much for, "Fnatic are unstoppable right now!" |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now what the fuck am I supposed to do? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I've lost everything! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Meanwhile the Titan fanboys are rolling in my skins! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Since when have Titan been able to beat anyone? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They all play like fucking silvers! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, Titan played extremely well! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They play like silvers! How did they beat Fnatic!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, they even beat LDLC in the finals! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well maybe you should have told me they were doing good |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's too late now! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And what the fuck were Fnatic doing? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we are the best in the world right now" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will win Dreamhack Stockholm!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Meanwhile they got knocked out in the semi-finals to fucking Titan! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They destroy teams when they play online, but suck at LAN! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's not that hard, for Christ's sake. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You'd think that they would do better since it was in Sweden! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So what should I do now? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I used to be a betting master! A fucking prodigy! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And now I lose everything on one game... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I give up. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I give up on betting on teams like Fnatic that lose to fucking TITAN! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's like the whole pro-scene has turned to shit! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You can't even predict games anymore. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Because every team throws for skins. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm never betting again! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, he'll be back tomorrow. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm being unfair on Fnatic, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They've been doing well recently. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm sure it was a close game. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Olofmeister probably destroyed. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want you to buy some more skins to bet with, I don't care how much it costs |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm going to win again, you'll see. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now leave me alone, I need to cry. |
