Miracle Level Shit

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An implementation story best team ever existed was implementing a new feature

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00:00 - 00:03this is the cool Miracle Level Shit
00:04 - 00:05we just finish
00:05 - 00:07installing it in
00:08 - 00:12these parts of DEV
00:12 - 00:15nobody understands it
00:17 - 00:19can you open Miro?
00:19 - 00:21did you explain those cool results
00:24 - 00:26My DM
00:27 - 00:28well
00:31 - 00:33well that shit didn't work
00:34 - 00:36performance issues
00:53 - 00:58I can't believe we offered it
01:13 - 01:15we're fucked
01:15 - 01:17we have to uninstall it
01:18 - 01:23and those stupid users are crying
01:25 - 01:28that their system is slow
01:29 - 01:31fuck! remove it
01:31 - 01:34whose big idea was this?
01:34 - 01:37this is the end
01:37 - 01:40and none of you are getting paid
01:40 - 01:42maybe it works iin QA
01:42 - 01:46QA you piece of shit??
01:46 - 01:48yes maybe
01:48 - 01:52shut the fuck up
01:53 - 01:54kill the server
01:56 - 01:57you idiots
01:57 - 02:00tell the users everything is good
02:00 - 02:03have them re-test this shit
02:04 - 02:08over and over until we find a fix
02:08 - 02:13and on the top we're doing Advance Invasion Optimization
02:14 - 02:16its so difficult
02:17 - 02:21so hard to understand
02:27 - 02:29and we installed it
02:30 - 02:34I'll bring wahupa back
02:34 - 02:36those assholes
02:41 - 02:42...
02:43 - 02:47I want Hank back
02:48 - 02:53and bring Stefan too
02:54 - 02:56bring more SA's
02:56 - 02:59Bring more SC's
03:00 - 03:02increase the server memory
03:04 - 03:07it's broken he's right
03:14 - 03:16I should work in Mcdonalds
03:19 - 03:23I'll update my fucking resume
03:25 - 03:26Stop
03:31 - 03:33just leave me
03:40 - 03:46and bring me some beer
03:46 - 03:49I'll update linkedin
03:53 - 03:56Open to work