Data Driven Organisation
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Where Data Driven Organisation faces problems and we blame it on the team
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we've reviewed the October BI progress. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have made extraordinary progress |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in task management. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We now have more Jira stories than ever before. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Confluence documentation has reached an all-time high. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent. This is exactly what I wanted. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With this level of structure, October's deliverables must be nearly complete. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... about the October deliverables... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There have been some developments. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir... the team wasn't able to do any actual work |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They spent all their time creating Jira stories, updating wikis, attending meetings.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn't have a Jira story assigned to them... leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO WORK?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE EVEN CREATED TASKS TO TRACK OTHER TASKS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WE HAVE MCP SERVERS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WE HAVE CLAUDE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND ONYX! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE HAVE AI TO WRITE THE WIKIS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AI TO SUMMARIZE OUR MEETINGS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND STILL NOBODY GETS ANY WORK DONE! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | "Sir, they spend half their day updating Jira... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEN THEY SHOULD UPDATE IT FASTER! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, perhaps we should reduce the administrative overhead... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | REDUCE IT?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF THINKING THAT GOT US INTO THIS MESS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WE NEED MORE CONTROL! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | MORE VISIBILITY! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | MORE ACCOUNTABILITY! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I WANT EVERY MINUTE ACCOUNTED FOR! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | INCLUDING THE TIME THEY SPEND REPORTING THEIR TIME! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I WANT DAILY PROGRESS UPDATES! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND WEEKLY REPORTS EXPLAINING WHY NOTHING IS FINISHED! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We've completely lost control. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Don't cry. The Jira dashboard still says we're on track. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Everything is green. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | There's only one solution. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We'll organize a meeting to find out why nothing gets done. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Everyone must prepare a detailed report explaining why they're behind. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And create a new Jira epic. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | To track why the team isn't completing their Jira stories. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I want a new productivity KPI. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's completely lost it. He thinks tracking work is the same as doing work. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have made my decision. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Every task will require a wiki page, a Jira story and daily updates. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No exceptions! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And if anyone falls behind... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We'll schedule daily meetings to discuss why nobody has time to work! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | AND DOCUMENT EVERY MEETING! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | THAT is data-driven leadership! |