The visit from the VP

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The VP comes to Málaga for a visit to show his leadership to OLM Team

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00:00 - 00:03The visit is ready and planned
00:04 - 00:05The Ciklum office
00:05 - 00:074km away from city center
00:08 - 00:12we set 1:1 sessions with all developers
00:12 - 00:15however, they all refused the session with you
00:17 - 00:19send the invite again JP
00:19 - 00:21I want to see them all
00:24 - 00:26Vish
00:27 - 00:28already sent
00:31 - 00:33We have sent 4 invites
00:34 - 00:36and they don't want to see you
00:53 - 00:58Tony, Francis, and the rest, out
01:13 - 01:15God Damm it
01:15 - 01:17I've come from the US
01:18 - 01:23to see these scum team
01:25 - 01:28and they refuse to meet with me
01:29 - 01:31I've come to have people butter me up
01:31 - 01:34I am going to fire these bastards
01:34 - 01:37and build a team of Indian developers
01:37 - 01:40new team in bangalore
01:40 - 01:42Vish, Indian devs know a shit about OLM
01:42 - 01:46but they will have AI to help them
01:46 - 01:48the AI is more expensive than expected
01:48 - 01:52but I don't have to visit the AI
01:53 - 01:54fuck Málaga
01:56 - 01:57and fuck the QA guy
01:57 - 02:00with that bottle of hellish liquor
02:00 - 02:03have a zip for this tipical drink
02:04 - 02:08and it burns my balls like hell
02:08 - 02:13I went running to the toilet like a blaze
02:14 - 02:16and I had to shit the dinner
02:17 - 02:21my ass is irritated
02:27 - 02:29will fire him too
02:30 - 02:34I built EDP, I solved the data issues
02:34 - 02:36the source of truth for JLL data
02:41 - 02:42at last
02:43 - 02:47who cares if I sync data from OLM
02:48 - 02:53EDP is the future of real state
02:54 - 02:56Indians and AI will replace them
02:56 - 02:59I will reduce the cost
03:00 - 03:02I will fire them all
03:04 - 03:07Asun, it's ok, you are safe now
03:14 - 03:16if they don't butter me up
03:19 - 03:23I will go back to the US
03:25 - 03:26today
03:31 - 03:33and will execute the plan
03:40 - 03:46Malaga team is lost
03:46 - 03:49and AI will replace them
03:53 - 03:56and few indians