Take History at Collingwood
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Come and take History at Collingwood College for an interesting course, high quality teaching and a sense of humour.
Any questions - come and see us in the History office outside H27 :)
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mrs Cooper: We have been tracking the sixth form destinations of our students |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Intelligence indicates our beloved students |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | are looking at sixth form colleges here, here and even our arch enemy |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Mr San intercepted leaflets from rival colleges spreading vile propaganda |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I fear this has led some of our finest astray and to turn against the fatherland. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Mr Magness: Two years of my easy-going nature and |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Miss Evans' wheel of fun will reel 'em back - two classes, easy. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mag-ness |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Forms.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mrs Ospina: Preference forms indicate we will only have ONE A Level class next year |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Our excellent teaching and outstanding results just wasn't enough. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Mr San, Miss Ingram, Andrews... you can leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THEY MUST STUDY WITH US! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why do they think it's a good idea to leave?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Outside is full of FOOLS who WISH they studied History at Collingwood! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | History results and marking graded OUTSTANDING! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "EVEN BETTER IFs" students dream of! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The BANTER! It never ends! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Evans! It MUST be your fault - your outfits!!! They MUST be the reason! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Backwards cardigans!?! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Magness, they are considered, chic and professional. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They give students head-aches and distract from the whiteboard!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Magness, I have told them that History is a highly respected subject for universities AND employment |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Magness: They clearly aren't aware of that, you PENCIL HEAD! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And another thing! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why have we even bothered planning an exciting course |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Tudors... Russians... it's bound to kick off! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Learning about the lefty Revolution is so relevant for understanding today's world. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And the Tudors?! Incest, beheadings, treason - FASCINATING! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I live to get the students to Believe and Succeed! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It feels like pumping iron! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If only they could see the lessons I've prepared on STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Henry VII - the ledge |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Other colleges don't make a dent! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Unis and employers GRAB Historians! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If only they knew... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How beneficial it is for students to have teachers who KNOW them! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Already knowing their strengths and how to help them improve! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Natural progress you see! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Can we help them? YES WE CAN! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | In Year 10 they were sinking but now they can FLOAT! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Mr Cleary: Mr San, students leaving us really IS THAT DEEP |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | One class or two, we go on. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Our students never let us down, unlike... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...your fashion. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Our Year 11 will all know |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | all the reasons why Collingwood is IRRESISTIBLE |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Another year of triumphs and great learning |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Results in the top 10% of the country. Five years straight. |