Hitler discovers he has to work with Zack
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9/25/2026Hitler discovers his brief morning shift will not be the easy one he hoped. His nemesis, Zack the Rat, arrives just before he finishes, ruining the peace he needs to complete his tasks.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | You are starting work at the opening of the store. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You are opening with Gemma, with Alfie arriving at 8. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And Rob arriving at half past 10. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All in all it should be an easy shift, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And there should be no problems. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent. I can get on with my shift |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | without interruption from any buffoons. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Big H |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner reports Zack arrives at 11. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He will arrive while you are still there |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks Zack spouts woke tomfoolery, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I mean, what the fuck is this!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I finish at half 11, well before rotageek should rota anyone else! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But now Zack is here! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I would rather choke on my own blood! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Zack the Rat, somehow moron of the month! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He should have been beheaded long ago |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | for his ineptitude and cowardice! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Big H, he is an honoured Screwfix employee! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He's a fool, woke and a coward! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Big H, he is still an employee! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | All he does is talk about Lego and Minecraft! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The lowest of the low! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I try to do cages |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | or do totes and work on the till, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but he distracts me with his nonsense! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Poking me in the back when I am serving customers! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And when I call for his execution, I am ignored! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why oh why do I suffer like this!? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This would never happen if Screwfix was run by Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I try to ignore him, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I try to do cages and totes, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to deliver NPS and QDTs |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but Zack the oaf |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ruins my focus and efforts, disrespecting all that I work for! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All I want to do is work hard and earn my wage! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Zack, with his stupid hair |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and silly Minecraft legos. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | A clear disgrace and shame to all men! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Big H will become CEO and fire Zack. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't work at Screwfix any more. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | While a fool like Zack is employed at such a place. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My life is over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We can only hope that he will throw paint a customer and disgrace himself |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and then he shall be fired. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Leave me to my suicide. |