Hitler discovers he has to work with Zack

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9/25/2026
Hitler discovers his brief morning shift will not be the easy one he hoped. His nemesis, Zack the Rat, arrives just before he finishes, ruining the peace he needs to complete his tasks.

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00:00 - 00:03You are starting work at the opening of the store.
00:04 - 00:05You are opening with Gemma, with Alfie arriving at 8.
00:05 - 00:07And Rob arriving at half past 10.
00:08 - 00:12All in all it should be an easy shift,
00:12 - 00:15And there should be no problems.
00:17 - 00:19Excellent. I can get on with my shift
00:19 - 00:21without interruption from any buffoons.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Big H
00:27 - 00:28Steiner...
00:31 - 00:33Steiner reports Zack arrives at 11.
00:34 - 00:36He will arrive while you are still there
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who thinks Zack spouts woke tomfoolery, leave now.
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck is this!?
01:15 - 01:17I mean, what the fuck is this!?
01:18 - 01:23I finish at half 11, well before rotageek should rota anyone else!
01:25 - 01:28But now Zack is here!
01:29 - 01:31I would rather choke on my own blood!
01:31 - 01:34Zack the Rat, somehow moron of the month!
01:34 - 01:37He should have been beheaded long ago
01:37 - 01:40for his ineptitude and cowardice!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Big H, he is an honoured Screwfix employee!
01:42 - 01:46He's a fool, woke and a coward!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Big H, he is still an employee!
01:48 - 01:52All he does is talk about Lego and Minecraft!
01:53 - 01:54The lowest of the low!
01:56 - 01:57I try to do cages
01:57 - 02:00or do totes and work on the till,
02:00 - 02:03but he distracts me with his nonsense!
02:04 - 02:08Poking me in the back when I am serving customers!
02:08 - 02:13And when I call for his execution, I am ignored!
02:14 - 02:16Why oh why do I suffer like this!?
02:17 - 02:21This would never happen if Screwfix was run by Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29I try to ignore him,
02:30 - 02:34I try to do cages and totes,
02:34 - 02:36to deliver NPS and QDTs
02:41 - 02:42but Zack the oaf
02:43 - 02:47ruins my focus and efforts, disrespecting all that I work for!
02:48 - 02:53All I want to do is work hard and earn my wage!
02:54 - 02:56Zack, with his stupid hair
02:56 - 02:59and silly Minecraft legos.
03:00 - 03:02A clear disgrace and shame to all men!
03:04 - 03:07It's ok, Big H will become CEO and fire Zack.
03:14 - 03:16I can't work at Screwfix any more.
03:19 - 03:23While a fool like Zack is employed at such a place.
03:25 - 03:26It's over.
03:31 - 03:33My life is over.
03:40 - 03:46We can only hope that he will throw paint a customer and disgrace himself
03:46 - 03:49and then he shall be fired.
03:53 - 03:56Leave me to my suicide.