Smell Davs
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9/21/2026Der Fuhrer scoots on the sofa and the room becomes extremely smelly
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | His Lord Davos has been regularly walked around the park. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He has been pooing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and of recent, his bowel cycle has been well |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Tomorrow he is planned to be taken on a walk around Post Woods |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And possibly later with a short visit to Don oonas |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Once we have the new food |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | it will be certain that herr Davs will stop scooting on the sofa |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Davos |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Davos just scooted on the sofa this morning |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The whole place fucking stinks |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't Hannah, Simon, James or Samuel leave the room immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was a fucking order |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | that stupid fur nanny sues |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | she keeps feeding him shit all day long |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | fucking sausages, carrots |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | the lot! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I will get her to come down here and smell the sofa herself! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | now we have to fumigate before the Duchess returns |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | fuck fuck fuck |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer can we not blame the smell on James? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No you absolute fuckwit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer herr davs smells of roses |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The fucking vets were meant to have sorted this out |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | useless dossers |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What do you think |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Tracy is going to do |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | When she comes in and smells the sofa? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I wont be allowed to play golf for four weeks |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | my handicap will go up to 14 |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | i worked so hard on my swing |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | not that she cares about my putting game |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | stupid furball |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | how can a dog reek so much |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I might even have to take him back to Rutham |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bloody Kent |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | how did we manage to get the only dog in the southeast that scoots its bowels |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | all he does it eat and shit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | he cant even play fetch |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | i cant even leave him alone for 4 minutes without him crying |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | no more walkies for that fat fucker |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I know it reeks of shit but you must stop crying |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | we have no other option |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we must remove the sofa |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | theres no other option |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | contact the removals |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | my eyes are already fucking watering |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | that shit truly is fucking awful |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | smelly bastard |