Sami’s order

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Sami orders a wedge salad at Steely’s as they were getting ready to close

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00:00 - 00:03Take a look at the map here
00:04 - 00:05They went to a block party on Hawthorne.
00:05 - 00:07Then they went to Belmont.
00:08 - 00:12Sami went to a party, fed an Indian lady cake, then went back to Chuck’s.
00:12 - 00:15When she got back she was starving so she came to Steely’s.
00:17 - 00:19That’s fine. She’ll probably get a hamburger and some fries.
00:19 - 00:21Maybe she’ll get a side of chicken
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28Sami
00:31 - 00:33Sami ordered a wedge salad
00:34 - 00:36She said she was “hangry”.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who has seen Sami “hangry” please leave the room now.
01:13 - 01:15How could this happen?!
01:15 - 01:17We don’t have enough heads of lettuce for that woman!
01:18 - 01:23She’s going to ask for extra ranch! Two extra ranches!!!
01:25 - 01:28The bar will close because of this.
01:29 - 01:31No more Steely’s for Portland!
01:31 - 01:34She should go to Baby Doll and order a slice!
01:34 - 01:37Or, at least some Burnt ends from Lawless!
01:37 - 01:40She never gets full of salad!
01:40 - 01:42We couldn’t have anticipated this. She usually orders fries and a hamburger!
01:42 - 01:46She’ll eat a wedge salad the size of a toddler!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Furher. She couldn’t possibly eat that much.
01:48 - 01:52You idiot. She’ll clean us out!
01:53 - 01:54CLEAN US OUT!
01:56 - 01:57Then she’ll say something like, “this lettuce is DENSE”.
01:57 - 02:00We have steak frites on our menu for this very reason.
02:00 - 02:03What good that has done for us today?!
02:04 - 02:08We should have never opened so close to her boyfriend.
02:08 - 02:13We could have opened up in Vancouver where they don’t eat salad!
02:14 - 02:16She’ll take some home for later.
02:17 - 02:21She might share some with Lola who will love it!
02:27 - 02:29She’ll probably ask for two plates.
02:30 - 02:34And when that happens, I will have to wash them.
02:34 - 02:36The soap makes my hands pruny.
02:41 - 02:42So pruny.
02:43 - 02:47What if she comes back next weekend?!
02:48 - 02:53We’ll have to go to Fred Meyer for more lettuce.
02:54 - 02:56Maybe even New Seasons.
02:56 - 02:59And New Seasons is too expensive!
03:00 - 03:02They charge $7 for a tiny plum!
03:04 - 03:07It’s ok. She only comes in once a month.
03:14 - 03:16Her boyfriend will have to watch.
03:19 - 03:23And we were about to close tonight.
03:25 - 03:26This sucks.
03:31 - 03:33Close once they leave.
03:40 - 03:46Turn the lights off and 86 the wedge.
03:46 - 03:49Then remove it from the menu.
03:53 - 03:56She is the worst.