Sami’s order
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Sami orders a wedge salad at Steely’s as they were getting ready to close
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Take a look at the map here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They went to a block party on Hawthorne. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then they went to Belmont. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Sami went to a party, fed an Indian lady cake, then went back to Chuck’s. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | When she got back she was starving so she came to Steely’s. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That’s fine. She’ll probably get a hamburger and some fries. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Maybe she’ll get a side of chicken |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sami |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sami ordered a wedge salad |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She said she was “hangry”. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has seen Sami “hangry” please leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could this happen?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We don’t have enough heads of lettuce for that woman! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | She’s going to ask for extra ranch! Two extra ranches!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The bar will close because of this. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No more Steely’s for Portland! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | She should go to Baby Doll and order a slice! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Or, at least some Burnt ends from Lawless! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | She never gets full of salad! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We couldn’t have anticipated this. She usually orders fries and a hamburger! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | She’ll eat a wedge salad the size of a toddler! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Furher. She couldn’t possibly eat that much. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You idiot. She’ll clean us out! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | CLEAN US OUT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Then she’ll say something like, “this lettuce is DENSE”. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We have steak frites on our menu for this very reason. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What good that has done for us today?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We should have never opened so close to her boyfriend. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We could have opened up in Vancouver where they don’t eat salad! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | She’ll take some home for later. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | She might share some with Lola who will love it! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | She’ll probably ask for two plates. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And when that happens, I will have to wash them. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The soap makes my hands pruny. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | So pruny. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What if she comes back next weekend?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We’ll have to go to Fred Meyer for more lettuce. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe even New Seasons. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And New Seasons is too expensive! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They charge $7 for a tiny plum! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok. She only comes in once a month. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Her boyfriend will have to watch. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And we were about to close tonight. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This sucks. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Close once they leave. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Turn the lights off and 86 the wedge. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Then remove it from the menu. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | She is the worst. |