The British React to the Great War
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this video encapsulates the experience of playing vic3 and letting the diplo do you instead of doing the diplo
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the diplo play has begun; |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we are embargoed, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | France and USA are already in, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and all the other players remain in their VC. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The entire world is against us. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not to worry, Germany will attack with us |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and we will use their front to destroy the coalition. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Normal Human Being... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Germany... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Germany has joined the coalition. They have betrayed us. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They demand South Africa and Eritrea at least. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following remain in this room: Epsilon One, Two, and Three. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE OFFERED GERMANY EVERYTHING! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | BUT NO - WE WILL JUST HAVE TO CRUSH THEM TOO! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WHAT WARGOAL DO WE ADD? HUMILIATE? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I DON'T HAVE THE INFAMY FOR THIS! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TRENCH INFANTRY! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHERE WILL THEY PUSH? FUCKING INDIA? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE A SUPPLY LINE FOR THAT! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Normal Human Being, Russia has granted military access to everyone! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SO WHAT? WE DON'T BORDER RUSSIA! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Normal Human Being, China just joined the diplo play! The war has begun! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOUR GENERALS BETTER HAVE DEFENSIVE EXPERT; |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE MACHINE GUNS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I WILL SIMPLY PUSH USA, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND I WILL CRUSH THEM JUST LIKE LAST TIME! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AFTER THAT, I'LL NAVAL INVADE BRAZIL, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'LL NATION RUIN JAPAN FOR DARING TO FACE ME, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'LL LIBERATE DENMARK FROM SCANDINAVIA, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND THE FLEMISH FROM THE DUTCH! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I SHOULD HAVE JUST PEACEMAXXED - LIKE GENERIC NAME! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even with 0% org, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | my units have double their average offense/defense stats. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If I base my units in Europa, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | instead of Jamaica, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can fix the broken Canadian front and strike into New England. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My war support can't tick below 0. Their advance is halted everywhere. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And your command economy can print more money than all of them combined. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's time for the decisive blow: |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Send the 400,000 in Normandy to march on Paris! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Coalition member: Don't worry The.Woker, the English overextended and got encircled in Maine-Anjou. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | 400,000 good Englishmen lost... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Ireland has risen up, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and Yorkshire is lost. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Epsilon, you were not at all worth having 10% WFR in the Midlands. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Let's make a negotiated peace with Marie as the delegate. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just let me keep Canada. |