Who will captain?

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Finding a new bowls skip for the 2027 season is proving difficul.

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00:00 - 00:03We need new captains
00:04 - 00:05Scud is standing down from
00:05 - 00:07Overton A and Vets B
00:08 - 00:12I asked around last Sunday
00:12 - 00:15But no one wants to do it
00:17 - 00:19From both teams?
00:19 - 00:21Or just Vets B?
00:24 - 00:26Erm...
00:27 - 00:28Well...
00:31 - 00:33Yes from both teams
00:34 - 00:36At the end of the season
00:53 - 00:58Cupcake, Harker, Mini Bitch stay, the rest leave now
01:13 - 01:15Nobody at all !
01:15 - 01:17Not a single person!
01:18 - 01:23Zilch! nada! none!
01:25 - 01:28Un-bloody-believable!
01:29 - 01:31"Don't cry Davidson"
01:31 - 01:34Don't they understand
01:34 - 01:37Someone has to wipe their arses
01:37 - 01:40Who is going to buy the milk!
01:40 - 01:42We can get Ocado to deliver
01:42 - 01:46And the chocolate digestives I like!
01:46 - 01:48I don't like dark chocolate ones
01:48 - 01:52It's just chocolate you moron!
01:53 - 01:54And the toilets?
01:56 - 01:57Who will lock the toilets?
01:57 - 02:00Always left open!
02:00 - 02:03Cushions left everywhere!
02:04 - 02:08Measures, blocks and calipers left out!
02:08 - 02:13Team selection, team sheets, result sheets!
02:14 - 02:16Using online Bowls Results!
02:17 - 02:21Every bloody week all summer!
02:27 - 02:29Who is stupid enough to take over?
02:30 - 02:34There must be some?
02:34 - 02:36Someone has to step up
02:41 - 02:42Anyone!
02:43 - 02:47Palmer can't do it cos he's an idiot
02:48 - 02:53Dave Clarke prefers to sing sea shanties
02:54 - 02:56Karen can barely control her women
02:56 - 02:59Si will say yes then can't
03:00 - 03:02And the Bitch will say no!
03:04 - 03:07"It will be alright Davidson"
03:14 - 03:16It's a conspiracy
03:19 - 03:23Just too much
03:25 - 03:26too much
03:31 - 03:33No more
03:40 - 03:46It will have to go to the AGM
03:46 - 03:49Then no one will step forward
03:53 - 03:56Every year the same