Hitler on Princess Garnet's Abduction
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Hitler is particularly upset with all the negative attention Adelbert Steiner gets.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The situation in Alexandria has become increasingly serious. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Princess Garnet has left the castle |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | with the aid of the theater troupe. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It will take some time to deploy General Beatrix |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But Steiner is pursuing them. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Steiner will bring the princess back. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Once he catches Zidane, this whole ridiculous affair will be over. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner did catch up with them and... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He joined the party. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks Zidane is a better character than Steiner...Leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN HE JOINED THE PARTY?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | STEINER IS CAPTAIN OF THE KNIGHTS OF PLUTO! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HE HAS ONE JOB! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | MAKE SURE PRINCESS GARNET ISNT ABDUCTED! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON!? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THAT EYELINER WEARING RUST BUCKET |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | IS WANDERING AROUND THE COUNTRYSIDE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WITH THE MONKEY WHO KIDNAPPED HER?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, technically Garnet wanted to be kidnapped— |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I KNOW SHE WANTED TO BE KIDNAPPED! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Führer, she persoanlly requested Tantalus' aid in her escape |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THAT'S NOT THE POINT! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | STEINER DIDN'T KNOW THAT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | FROM HIS PERSPECTIVE, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A MONKEY BROKE IN AND ABDUCTED THE HEIR TO THE THRONE... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND EVERYONE ACTS LIKE STEINER IS THE ASSHOLE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ZIDANE IS A THIEF! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | IT LITERALLY SAYS "THIEF" ON HIS CHARACTER SCREEN! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | BUT, NO! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | APPARENTLY STEINER IS "ANNOYING!" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Apparently Steiner needs to "lighten up." |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The Princess has been kidnapped! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How much lighter would you like him to be?! |
| 02:41 - 02:43 | THAT METROSEXUAL ZIDANE IS AWEFULLY LIGHT! |
| 02:44 - 02:47 | While Steiner...That magnificent bastard... |
| 02:48 - 02:51 | Only guy with the balls to rock metal shoes... |
| 02:52 - 02:56 | Ok! Maybe the guy suffers from a few tiny personality disorders... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And there's the completely unnecessary clanking everywhere he walks. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | IT'S CALLED CHARACTER DESIGN! |
| 03:03 - 03:07 | Don't worry, None of them can use blue magic like Quina can... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And what does Zidane have? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | A vest! He has... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...a fucking vest. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He's not supposed to be cool...He's supposed to change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That's the whole fucking point, he begins the game blindly loyal to the crown. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And eventually, that ridiculous armored idiot... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...Learns to think for himself. |