Hitler on Princess Garnet's Abduction

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Hitler is particularly upset with all the negative attention Adelbert Steiner gets.

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00:00 - 00:03The situation in Alexandria has become increasingly serious.
00:04 - 00:05Princess Garnet has left the castle
00:05 - 00:07with the aid of the theater troupe.
00:08 - 00:12It will take some time to deploy General Beatrix
00:12 - 00:15But Steiner is pursuing them.
00:17 - 00:19Steiner will bring the princess back.
00:19 - 00:21Once he catches Zidane, this whole ridiculous affair will be over.
00:24 - 00:26My Führer...
00:27 - 00:28Steiner...
00:31 - 00:33Steiner did catch up with them and...
00:34 - 00:36He joined the party.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who thinks Zidane is a better character than Steiner...Leave the room.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN HE JOINED THE PARTY?!
01:15 - 01:17STEINER IS CAPTAIN OF THE KNIGHTS OF PLUTO!
01:18 - 01:23HE HAS ONE JOB!
01:25 - 01:28MAKE SURE PRINCESS GARNET ISNT ABDUCTED!
01:29 - 01:31WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON!?
01:31 - 01:34THAT EYELINER WEARING RUST BUCKET
01:34 - 01:37IS WANDERING AROUND THE COUNTRYSIDE
01:37 - 01:40WITH THE MONKEY WHO KIDNAPPED HER?!
01:40 - 01:42My Führer, technically Garnet wanted to be kidnapped—
01:42 - 01:46I KNOW SHE WANTED TO BE KIDNAPPED!
01:46 - 01:48Führer, she persoanlly requested Tantalus' aid in her escape
01:48 - 01:52THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
01:53 - 01:54STEINER DIDN'T KNOW THAT!
01:56 - 01:57FROM HIS PERSPECTIVE,
01:57 - 02:00A MONKEY BROKE IN AND ABDUCTED THE HEIR TO THE THRONE...
02:00 - 02:03AND EVERYONE ACTS LIKE STEINER IS THE ASSHOLE!
02:04 - 02:08ZIDANE IS A THIEF!
02:08 - 02:13IT LITERALLY SAYS "THIEF" ON HIS CHARACTER SCREEN!
02:14 - 02:16BUT, NO!
02:17 - 02:21APPARENTLY STEINER IS "ANNOYING!"
02:27 - 02:29Apparently Steiner needs to "lighten up."
02:30 - 02:34The Princess has been kidnapped!
02:34 - 02:36How much lighter would you like him to be?!
02:41 - 02:43THAT METROSEXUAL ZIDANE IS AWEFULLY LIGHT!
02:44 - 02:47While Steiner...That magnificent bastard...
02:48 - 02:51Only guy with the balls to rock metal shoes...
02:52 - 02:56Ok! Maybe the guy suffers from a few tiny personality disorders...
02:56 - 02:59And there's the completely unnecessary clanking everywhere he walks.
03:00 - 03:02IT'S CALLED CHARACTER DESIGN!
03:03 - 03:07Don't worry, None of them can use blue magic like Quina can...
03:14 - 03:16And what does Zidane have?
03:19 - 03:23A vest! He has...
03:25 - 03:26...a fucking vest.
03:31 - 03:33He's not supposed to be cool...He's supposed to change.
03:40 - 03:46That's the whole fucking point, he begins the game blindly loyal to the crown.
03:46 - 03:49And eventually, that ridiculous armored idiot...
03:53 - 03:56...Learns to think for himself.