El Risitas tells the story of Dave winning FF for the 2nd year in a row.
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9/9/2026El Risitas tells the story of Dave winning FF for the 2nd year in a row, and foreshadows the oncoming destruction of the Birds of War league as they know it.
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Trevor and Dave are in the finals, right... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and halfway through gameday... |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Trevor is beating Dave by, like, 80 points... |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | So Trevor is sitting pretty good... the day is almost over... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | and Purdy puts up 42 fuckin' points. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | 42! and then... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | and then... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Bijan puts up another 40! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | I know! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | It was a fuckin disaster! The best part was... if you remember last year... |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Alex made that video where Hitler was pissed off |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | because Dave was going to win fantasy football again... |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | and that shit came true! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | No one said a fuckin WORD in the group chat! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | No one said a word for a good 3 hours... |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | ...that shit was SILENT. |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | So... |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | So I'm sitting there thinking... |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | "Well I hope you're all happy!" |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Y'all should have just sent Dave the money Week 1! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Trevor had even bought |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | one of those sandwich wheels from Publix! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | So I'm like "Guys... okay... |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Is Dave playing again in 2027? |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Alex shows me his Yahoo app... |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Boom. There's Dave. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | So I say... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | "Guys listen, you need to |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | make sure that, during the draft, block his picks! Something!" |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | I know! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | So.. |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | So then... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | then I scroll down... |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | to Dave's team... he has Josh Allen... |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | and Kyren Williams...I go "holy fuck.... y'all are about to get smashed." |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | For the 3rd year in a row? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes this will be his 3rd championship. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Ain't nobody beating this motherfucker. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I'm telling you right now. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | There's no way anyone is beating that hairy fuck. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What about Roy? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Roy's pretty good at fantasy, he makes good moves... |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | but we're all pretty sure Dave has made some type of deal with Satan. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | God, I still can't believe that shit happened. |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Thats the only logical explanation. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Goddamn, maybe they should have brought Parry back in! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Parry's not superstitious. At least he'll text during a game. Fuck. |