Telling the bishop
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The day before Fran & Noel's wedding. The Tipp lads in the bishop's office presenting logistics for approval.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | They're an old-fashioned crowd, this lot |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And one thing that hasn't changed down the years |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | is that Galway city is a shit show for traffic |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The hotel's location means we need to assess routes strategically |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Based on how desperate these folks are for drink. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Just keep it simple. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Get them straight from the church to the hotel |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The church... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ... the church ... it's in the town of Portumna |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Noeler said he wouldn't have it any other way |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any of you clowns who isn't a groomsman, get out. Now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fucking PORTUMNA! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That's nearly in fucking Offaly!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You fucking useless eejits! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Well Pat Markey will be unbearable |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Hasn't poor Deborah put up with enough already? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Don't you useless dopes realise.... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ... how many desperate alcoholics we're dealing with here? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They haven't a hope of making it! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That's not fair boss, the London crew aren't too bad |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You're some amadán! They're the fucking worst, that lot! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But boss it'll only take an hour |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | In my hole it will! It'll take an hour to cross |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | the bloody Wolfe Tone bridge |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If you think the Sean Treacy's boys will be able |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you're even more of a gobshite than I though |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Those lads are an embarrassment to the parish |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Ever since that Louisa Murray woman was involved |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | their fitness has gone to shite. It's only drink they're able for |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | There are people here, may the good Lord himself help us |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | who can't do a 20-minute bus ride without a bag of cans |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's poor Fran I'm most upset for |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All she wanted a nice little traditional sing-song |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and some old-fashioned wrestling |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And what makes it even worse |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the tragedy of the whole thing is that Noely still has the moves |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | God knows, he's been in training for this |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The boy's in the shape of his life, so he is |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | His Tombstone Piledriver has never been sharper |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now we'll never get to see the big rematch |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry love, there's always day two |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So Portumna it is then. God help us |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The first day's banjaxxed, anyways. But at least there'll be a decent feed |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | As long as no greedy bugger overdoes the sandwiches |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But whoever's in charge of day two, the brother I think it is, he's under pressure |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Nothing fancy. Up to Pádraicins. Pints. A few tunes. A bit of a disco. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The auld ones can watch you eejits wrestling. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Don't fuck it up now lads. |