The Bunker
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The customer has a complex estate that is spread across |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | various parts of the country, mainly the south east. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The largest site, is the company HQ, located here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The customer has recently carried out network upgrades at the HQ as part of a redevelopment project |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Which they also plan to rollout at other sites |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thats ok, not to worry. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We will carry out due dilligence before any go live date is set. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The contract... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The contract has already been signed. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The go live date has been agreed. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is not sales leave. Lesage, Jeremy and Ingleby stay put. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You fucking snakes, for fucks sake! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The same shit, you pull over and over again! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I highlighted this in my PDR |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Yet it falls on deaf ears! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Go live dates set, uninformed by due diligence! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How the fuck do we set a Go live date without knowing what we support?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Its like trying to uncook a boiled fucking egg! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the go live date has already been forecast into the revenue |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck about your revenue! Fuck your revenue, fuck your commercials! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we have to increase revenue due to the Mgroup exit |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You can't see more than two feet infront of you! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You fucking moron! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Doing a shit transition, thats rushed |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | means we spend months in ELS fixing the mess |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | People and resources sat in endless fucking meetings working backwards. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Trying to understand exactly what the fuck we are supporting! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You don't give a fuck! You're long gone, commision in your pocket! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Off on fucking skiing holidays with your wife! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Meanwhile im down here, trying to clean up your fucking mess! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We used to do good work here. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Good work. Good people, with a good heart! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A love for what they do. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fuck sake..... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How many bastard times did i have to repeat myself?! Over and fucking over. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They don't listen, turn a spreadsheet cell green. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They have no idea of the work behind their spreadsheet |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They don't have a fucking clue, nor do any of you! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Because you can't see past your noses or wallets |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok..we'll have the christmas party soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Its over...maybe i'll relax.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Give The Colonel a call...visit KFC. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Thats right.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Im done..finished. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | After KFC, do you think The Colonel will want to go to the sauna? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | maybe invite Tiffany. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That would be nice. |