Hitler finds out Sheldon Bryant STILL doesn't have his CDL
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The Führer receives an update on Sheldon Bryant's multi-year CDL campaign. The permit has expired again. The air brakes endorsement took six weeks. It is one chapter.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Führer, the spring shipping situation. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Twelve machines in the yard. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Six balers sold into the Plains territory. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All awaiting delivery. The freight quotes are... substantial. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We had planned for Sheldon to haul them himself. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's fine. Sheldon assured me personally. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He takes the road test this week. Then the balers roll west. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... the road test... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...has been postponed. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The permit expired. He must retake the general knowledge exam. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Also... he never scheduled the medical card. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has never waited YEARS on a grown man to get a driver's license... leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | AGAIN?! THE PERMIT EXPIRED AGAIN?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do you know how long a CDL permit is valid?! MONTHS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Farmers' kids get their CDL during SUMMER BREAK! Nineteen-year-olds are hauling grain RIGHT NOW! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And Sheldon — a PROFESSIONAL — |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | has turned this into a MULTI-YEAR CAMPAIGN! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have machines sitting in the yard! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Balers that need to go WEST! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And every time, I arrange freight or drive it MYSELF |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | because our man in the Plains |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | cannot legally pull a TRAILER! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The ELDT modules?! You do them in an AFTERNOON! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | IN YOUR RECLINER! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's had enough time to finish MEDICAL SCHOOL! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He could have gotten his CDL, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | LOST it, and gotten it BACK by now! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And the excuses! The DMV was booked out! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then the medical card! Then he couldn't find a truck to test in! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HE SELLS EQUIPMENT! HE IS SURROUNDED BY TRUCKS! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Do you know what a hotshot costs to move ONE machine to Kansas? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I do. I see every invoice. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The air brakes endorsement... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He studied for the air brakes endorsement for SIX WEEKS. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It is ONE CHAPTER. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I never asked for much. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Just one man in the Plains territory who can legally hook onto a gooseneck! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Instead I get progress reports! 'Studying hard, boss!' 'Test soon, boss!' |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | TWO YEARS of 'test soon'! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The pre-trip inspection will finish him. He will forget the slack adjusters. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I can already see it. |
| 03:03 - 03:07 | Don't cry... maybe he'll pass the pre-trip on the first try... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Call him. Ask what is blocking him this time. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If it's the parallel parking... I will paint the lines in our own yard myself. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Whatever it takes. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...Just get him to the DMV. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If the permit expires one more time... I am driving the next load to Nebraska myself. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I am billing HIM for the fuel. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...Check if he at least renewed the medical card. |