Parody: Chancellor Merz reacting to MP Güntzler not Minister
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Federal Chancellor Friedrich Merz reacts to MP Fritz Güntzler refusing to become Federal Minister of Transport in Germany in his government
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The government reshuffle is ongoing |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Lindemann accepted, Warken will take over |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | She will clean up the mess in Chancellory |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Karl Lauterbach is getting nuts with Lindemann as Minister! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The whole SPD is not amused with Ministry of Transport situation |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With Fritz Güntzler as Minister |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we will solve it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Chancellor |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Güntzler... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Fritz Güntzler refused the job this morning |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Güntzler will not be Minister |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | In the room remain Frei, Lindemann, Weimer and Amthor |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT WAS AN ORDER! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Güntzler as Minister was an ORDER! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Wo are you to question my ORDER!?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | how is that possible? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | the CDU lied to me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | everybody lied to me, also the Junge Union |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | the whole CDU is a mess |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Miserable cowards |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Chancellor, I cannot allow that the whole CDU |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Cowards! Treators! Pussies! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Chancellor, what you are saying is outrageous |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | CDU is the shame of Germany |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WTF?!? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They call themselves politicians because they |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | spent years at Junge Union parties drunk |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | only to learn how to make a political career |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | the CDU has been ignoring my orders for years |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | every month, every year it became worse! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should have |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | eliminated all those CDU pussies, like Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never went to Junge Union parties |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but all alone, only myself |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I conquered the CDU and became the boss |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Pussies |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | From the beginning I was cheated by those traitors |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What a treason to the German people |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Those treators will have to pay |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No more Junge Union Parties and binge drinking! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I will kick them out of the CDU |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Calm down. We can still go to the Jusos Parties. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | my orders are not being followed |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | it is impossible to lead under these circumstances |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | this government with SPD is over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but if you think I will leave the Chancellory and Berlin, you are wrong! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I would rather try a coalition with the AfD |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | call Alice Weidel |