cmm is informed about his posters
17 views7/17/2026
cmm gets informed that his posters have not been delivered and he takes it very well tbf lads
0 Comments
Be the first to leave a comment.
▸Show captions (49)
| 00:00 - 00:03 | The plan remains thus; |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | a rug in the bedroom, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and three posters, framed. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Once the flat is complete, the Year of the Charles can proceed |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we can make moves on clunge city. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We should prepare well |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | get the posters to the framers in readiness. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | cmm... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the posters... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The posters still haven't arrived, one is without tracking number |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and another was returned to sender today. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is not currently bulking, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I ORDERED THEM MONTHS AGO |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND THEY DARE STILL ELUDE ME? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | One wrong poster delivered, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | another one, A PACKET OF CLOTHES |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE ARE IN AUGUST SOON |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | MY YEAR IS RUNNING DRY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND WHAT SOLUTION DO YOU FUCKS HAVE? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You could get new ones printed from high res jpegs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | AND SPEND MORE TIME AND FUCKING MONEY ON THIS SAGA? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Just open doors without them, it's a nice place already! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU FUCKING PHILISTINE |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THE FLEETWOOD MAC POSTER SHOWS FEMALE EMBRACE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS DOES |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | TO ENHANCE THE INVITINGNESS OF A BEDROOM DOOR? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | BUT LET ME GUESS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | YOU'RE GOING TO SUGGEST "JUST PUT UP SOMETHING ELSE YOU LIKE" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | AS IF I WOULD TAKE ADVICE ON INTERIOR DESIGN |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | FROM THE FUCKER WITH DISPLAY LEGO AS A CORE AESTHETIC |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I WOULD RATHER TAKE GRAMMAR ADVICE FROM KEVIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My only mistake in all this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | was aiming the Big Tit Bimbo Ray |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | at the entire European logistics industry. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Was it such a sin of mine |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | TO DREAM OF DUMB BLONDE BIMBO POSTIES? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WITH BIG PLASTIC TITS AND ARSES THAT SWALLOW A THONG |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | with postage stamp pasties |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | COVERING THEIR SWOLLEN NIPPLES? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | IS THIS THE PRICE OF A DREAM? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I'm sure our royal mail job applications will go through. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's joever lads |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My virginity will regrow |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | before the year is out. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My bros have gfs now. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Make no mistake, I will strike again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | once I retire and can afford prostitutes |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | a fat ugly rotting unwashed bastard I will become. |