Ryan Reynolds instructs Blake Lively to own It Ends With Us

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Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively discuss their plan to take over It Ends With Us

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QuickTempFromReddit9 days ago
OMG. This is hilarious. And so true.
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00:00 - 00:05Blake, come here. This is what we've been looking for
00:05 - 00:07It's easy. We'll take it over.
00:07 - 00:10He's an idiot. Dumb dumb juice.
00:11 - 00:16He's gentle, gorgeous, loved by the ladies. Probably hung
00:17 - 00:21We'll make him look like a monster.
00:21 - 00:24Heath too
00:29 - 00:31Heath too
00:31 - 00:34That idiot won't know what hit him
00:38 - 00:40Heath too
00:41 - 00:47We'll go in there, put my brilliant edits into the script. It'll be ours
00:47 - 00:50You'll hang him by his neck
00:50 - 00:56And later charge sexual harrasment
00:58 - 00:59You'll have texts
00:59 - 01:01You'll have Taylor
01:04 - 01:06We'll punch down
01:06 - 01:08We'll destroy him
01:13 - 01:14Heath too
01:14 - 01:16Hang them by their balls
01:16 - 01:20Disguise it as fighting for women
01:21 - 01:27Fighting for women. Fighting for women. All women
01:35 - 01:36Women will hate him
01:36 - 01:39Hang him by the balls
01:41 - 01:44But listen, there's more
01:44 - 01:47We'll defame him, and there's a new law
01:47 - 01:4947.1
01:50 - 01:53He cannot sue us
01:54 - 01:56He'll try though
01:56 - 01:58But we're untouchable
01:58 - 02:02The world loves us. And they'll hate him
02:05 - 02:07Heath too
02:10 - 02:11Maybe ...
02:11 - 02:13Maybe ...
02:15 - 02:17Maybe you say he bit your lip
02:17 - 02:20That he kissed you too much off script
02:21 - 02:28That he burst into your trailer while you were breast-feeding. That you had no privacy
02:29 - 02:30So just lie?
02:30 - 02:32Yes, we'll lie like a rug
02:36 - 02:39Just make shit up
02:40 - 02:42Anything that makes him look bad
02:50 - 02:55You'll be a champion of women
02:56 - 02:58Should I hijack 47.1 ?
02:58 - 03:04Whatever you want. The world will believe anything we do
03:04 - 03:09Remember we're untouchable. And you'll be champion of women
03:09 - 03:11Though it's all bull shit
03:16 - 03:20Lie like a rug
03:23 - 03:26It's all yours. The movie is yours
03:31 - 03:36Like always, we can take anyone down