Trump finds out USA are out
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Donald Trump finds out USA are out to Belgium and loses the plot.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | England beat Mexico in their own back yard sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We arranged for England to get a player sent off but they still won 3-2 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They now play Norway in Miami |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have sent orders to Haaland as requested |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We are certain they won’t make the semi finals |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Enough about England, what about the USA |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Did all go according to plan |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr President |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I’m afraid |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Belgium thrashed us 4-1 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have been eliminated from the World Cup |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those not into football leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Beaten by Belgium!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Even when I bribed officials to get Balogun to play |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | In our own country against those constant bottlers!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They are only good for their buns |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now we are fucking out!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Having to host other countries to play in our stadiums!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Argentina, France, England but NOT us!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Having to hear “it’s coming home” through the streets of America |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir Mexico and Canada at least didn’t get further than us |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How is that a fucking achievement!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They had home advantage too |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We only used them as leverage to host this fucking competition |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking Belgium!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They have players like that Alien eyed Trossard |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And that Lukaku who has been passed around clubs like a collection plate in a church |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What has that Russel Crow from wish wanker done! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You have no idea what I had to give up to get that red card deleted! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Shares in my fucking hotel empire! And lunch at the fucking White House |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All for fucking nothing!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Messi, Haaland, Kane, Mbappe all still playing on our turf! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Cancel the whole tournament |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Get me FIFA on the phone |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I will bribe whoever I need to |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We will get those goals wiped out |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All I wanted to do was lift the World Cup with MY Team and make this about me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And now I have to stand with whichever group of wankers wins |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This is not the plan |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | How can we have lost to Belgium! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Their players are hasbeens and this golden generation was supposed to be over! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Your gonna have to do that dance for him again later |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is a dark day for the USA |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I rigged the election, why can’t I rig this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Why |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This was supposed to be my finest act |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Instead I have to congratulate muppets |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And shake their grubby hands |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | FIFA Trump 2026 RIP |