Another Graham Platner Scandal

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Hitler finds out his boy, Graham Platner has another scandal.

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00:00 - 00:03We are getting reports from MS Now
00:04 - 00:05and other news agency that
00:05 - 00:07Graham Platner assaulted another woman.
00:08 - 00:12This one says he forced himself on her
00:12 - 00:15after being told "no" and "stop please" multiple times.
00:17 - 00:19Just say she's
00:19 - 00:21another Republican girl.
00:24 - 00:26My Führer
00:27 - 00:28this girl...
00:31 - 00:33This girl wouldn't have voted for Reagan in the 80s.
00:34 - 00:36She voted for Obama twice.
00:53 - 00:58If you think Graham got a Totenkopf tattoo by mistake leave now.
01:13 - 01:15How the hell did this happen?
01:15 - 01:17HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?
01:18 - 01:23For the first time since Earnest Lundeen
01:25 - 01:28a US Senator would have offically been one of us!
01:29 - 01:31Why is the media reporting this?!?
01:31 - 01:34I was this close to an SS tattooed Senator!
01:34 - 01:37Why aren't we blaming the Jews for this? Tell me!
01:37 - 01:40Joy Reid would have a monolgoue ready already!
01:40 - 01:42My Führer Joy Ried lost her show a year ago.
01:42 - 01:46What's that brown Turk kid's excuse then?
01:46 - 01:48My Führer you're over relying on Hasan Piker.
01:48 - 01:52Shut your mouth! That kid has almost made me respectable again.
01:53 - 01:54He's better than the gay Mexican
01:56 - 01:57We're National Socialists
01:57 - 02:00since when did we
02:00 - 02:03care about a little rape?
02:04 - 02:08I'm going to have to
02:08 - 02:13see that damn Susan Collins win again!
02:14 - 02:16It's Ted Cruz winning in 2024 all over again.
02:17 - 02:21On discord I'll have to hear "I told you so" from Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29Graham is one of us damn it.
02:30 - 02:34Proud enough to put an SS tattoo on his chest!
02:34 - 02:36You know how rare that is?
02:41 - 02:42I got the media
02:43 - 02:47hating the Jews again like they're the old Völkischer Beobachter.
02:48 - 02:53Rape a Democrat girl though and everyone loses their minds.
02:54 - 02:56Graham probably was too drunk to even remember.
02:56 - 02:59If he was Muslim we'd cry Islamaphobia.
03:00 - 03:02See if Graham will put on a fez.
03:04 - 03:07Hey, maybe he will wear a turban instead.
03:14 - 03:16I'll be stuck with Tucker for 2028 now.
03:19 - 03:23I'll have to talk to his damn brother Buckley again.
03:25 - 03:26He's nuts.
03:31 - 03:33Mumbling his words like Popeye.
03:40 - 03:46Tell Alex Soros I really need him tonight.
03:46 - 03:49This is worse than 1984.
03:53 - 03:56Fucking Tucker Carlson 2028.