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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have declared NAD Group created |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have put out some shiny comms |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Everyday this week on the intranets |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Lots of lovely photos of kit |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And opinions of the SLG saying we’re amazing |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Wonderful, that will keep morale high |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And everyone will embrace NAD |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My NAD |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They think it’s bollocks and hate the change |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Everyone thinks we’ve fucked it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except, the three stars, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Andy promised me this is a done deal |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That everyone wanted change and would love it |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And that they’d love me |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And now this! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I should have stayed in venture capital |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I knew DE&S was full of arseholes but this! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Everyone one of you talentless! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My NAD, lots of the SLG have talent! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | None that you fucks have listened to! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My NAD you can’t mean!? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That you listen to anyone below 2*? Yes! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Maybe even some real people!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Imagine asking experts what they think? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But no they might suggest your idea won’t work |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | As you pay them to be experts! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You dumb fuckers think you know it all |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Building shit empires for what?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | So you can do more fucking comms pieces? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And don’t think I don’t know you all leaked to Sky News! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Royal Armaments |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How good would that have been? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not testicular |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My knighthood…. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It would have been so easy to become Sir NAD! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But now my dreams are ruins |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And what am I left with |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A bunch of silos |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That achieve nothing but waste! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s okay, they won’t fire us comms people |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess it doesn’t matter |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I’ll just give contracts to some mates |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And leave |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The NAD, is bollocks |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hope you’re all happy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You bunch of self serving bastards |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I can always join Capita |