Joe Gets a Pinto

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Joe buys a Pinto for one hundred dollars after borrrowing forty dollars from Mike

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00:00 - 00:05So, Joe knocks on Mike's door
00:05 - 00:07and he tells him, "I need $40.
00:07 - 00:10Mike says, "OK, for what?"
00:11 - 00:16Joe tells him, "I'm buying a car".
00:17 - 00:21Mike says, "Your full of it!"
00:21 - 00:24$40 for a car?!
00:29 - 00:31Yes!
00:31 - 00:34Mike throws the cash at him
00:38 - 00:40and closes the door.
00:41 - 00:4720 minutes later, Mike hears loud screeching outside
00:47 - 00:50He goes and opens the door
00:50 - 00:56What did he see?
00:58 - 00:59outside
00:59 - 01:01He comes Joe
01:04 - 01:06in a Pinto
01:06 - 01:08going sideways
01:13 - 01:14sliding
01:14 - 01:16up the street
01:16 - 01:20sideways!
01:21 - 01:27This green piece of crap
01:35 - 01:3660 miles and hour
01:36 - 01:39on the street!
01:41 - 01:44Joe gets out and points at the car
01:44 - 01:47I told you I was buying a car
01:47 - 01:49So here it is
01:50 - 01:53Only $100
01:54 - 01:56Mike's face
01:56 - 01:58He couldn't believe it
01:58 - 02:02He wasn't kidding
02:05 - 02:07right there
02:10 - 02:11a frigging
02:11 - 02:13Pinto!
02:15 - 02:17Mike said, I'm coming
02:17 - 02:20He gets in and Joe takes off
02:21 - 02:28They take off down the street
02:29 - 02:30in a Pinto?
02:30 - 02:32The 2 of them
02:36 - 02:39in a puke green Pinto
02:40 - 02:42They get to the corner
02:50 - 02:55doing about 60 mph
02:56 - 02:58They were that fast?
02:58 - 03:04Oh yeah, it was small
03:04 - 03:09and weighed nothing
03:09 - 03:11But to stop it,
03:16 - 03:20Emergency brake!
03:23 - 03:26Joe pulled it and
03:31 - 03:36and sideways down the street again!