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5/29/2026Ed denied Klubbing in Berlin after promising Matt he'd go!!!
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Matt has sent another text message |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He wants to know |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | while you are in Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | will you manage to get to |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | this special club here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I presume you managed to |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | get us all tickets for tonight? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well Ed, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they said |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | they said your fetishes are too rich |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | even by their standards |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Stay if you have your own ticket to the club |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fetishes too rich?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They've rooms for everything! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You're all as perverted as me! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'd promised him I'd go |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I said I'd definitely go |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | now what will I tell him? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I was going to get dressed up |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | you all saw my outfit |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's a specialist club, but... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I know exactly what it is! For perverts like us! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but Ed, your interests are... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What will I tell Matt now? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He wanted details! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Descripions of sex acts |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | filthy and deprived |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | the sauna, the swimming pool and |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | tales of people shitting in each others mouths |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | he wanted to know all the details |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Not what will I tell him? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He'll think I didn't even bother trying! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Make up a lie |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Tell him I went, I went |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and I bloody enjoyed it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Tell him I got bummed |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | by a six foot giant and yes I bloody liked it |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Tell him that they're going to name a room after me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | that they want me back weekly |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | to show them some things! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Fetishes too rich for fuck sake! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Seems you were right |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Tell Matt |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | it was the best night ever and |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll show him your photos |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Take lots of photos |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | they'll have to be good, well composed |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | with that lens flare from my phone camera |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Don't let him down |