New Commander’s Dress & Appearance
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5/29/2026New commander, new rules. Morale will increase because AFI 36-2903 is the best for morale.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The operation is in full swing. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our tankers are max flying |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from locations through the region. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our tankers are truly moving the war forward. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Through many headaches we have high morale! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, but how is this Guard operation dressing? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Following AFI 36-2903, yes? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dress and Appearance? |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | In a Guard operation? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, they have hats & mustaches! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | In fact they have great mustaches! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need an MFR, Signal app & a pair of scissors. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Ha! I saw a crew with hats on!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | In fact someone had a beautiful mustache! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It curled up past the edge of their mouth! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I know they can read the regs. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I don’t care how many alarm reds are sounding!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You will go in there and cut it off! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | In fact no more hats |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and make sure they don’t wear civilian clothes! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they have been through the wringer here! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don’t care! I’m in charge!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Please sir, I will shave my mustache then! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You better all shave yours then |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | in solidarity!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I will post in signal app |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | my first command. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Strict AFI 36-2903 compliance! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Morale will improve through it! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You cannot hide in the bunker with hats! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Am I the only one who believes in this?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Yesterday I saw that crew with hats on |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | so I had to run out and remind them |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | of the rules. But I felt bad |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | so I tried to high five them |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but it ended in an awkward fist bump. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why didn’t anyone else “Chief” them?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It just seems no one wants this |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and that it’s only me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | following the rules here. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It’s an AFI for a reason! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok, he’s a new full bird. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I missed the war… |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I never shared a bunker under interceptors… |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | perhaps… |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | another signal message… |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and they’ll see I care for their morale |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and wellbeing. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Well, at least there isn’t a meme channel. |