Riley Finds Out Testament Is Broken!
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Riley finds out the hard way that Justin’s latest Testament release in his beloved “Retail” TCG is not as balanced as promised.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | There’s more draw power than ever |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Going plus 4 is easy |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In 1 Shift |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And even more cards can activated directly from the Deck |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | During any player’s Shift |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least Hiring |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is still slow |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Riley |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Well |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ascended Employees are new |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Hiring 6 employees is easy |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who would rather play Yugioh, MTG, or Lorcana… leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How is this balanced?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Also why the fuck is the font so small?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can barely read this shit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This one has 7 sentences! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And this Goddess has 320 words!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What happened to fair Duels?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All y’all want is 4 Shift games! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We still have a good time… |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You like losing immediately?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Riley, the cards are cool! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh right because your shit can’t be negated! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Nothing can be negated! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You feel so skilled |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You don’t have skill! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | OP cards, graphics and gameplay! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Look at me! I gained 10000 Net Worth! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Oh! And look! This giraffe tripled that somehow!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How the fuck |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Can a giraffe do such a thing?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I miss the Lobsters |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And the Schlegels! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Back when you did one thing |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He said it wouldn’t become like modern Yugioh! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I’m fucking done! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Also fuck Ra! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Oooo I can attack anytime! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Regardless of everything!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Maybe the ban list can fix it? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Remember when Retail was about ‘retail’? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Modern Retail? What is it?? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Busted |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Unbalanced |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There’s no love in this game |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And no more honor |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I blame Emma… |