Riley Finds Out Testament Is Broken!

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Riley finds out the hard way that Justin’s latest Testament release in his beloved “Retail” TCG is not as balanced as promised.

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00:00 - 00:03There’s more draw power than ever
00:04 - 00:05Going plus 4 is easy
00:05 - 00:07In 1 Shift
00:08 - 00:12And even more cards can activated directly from the Deck
00:12 - 00:15During any player’s Shift
00:17 - 00:19At least Hiring
00:19 - 00:21Is still slow
00:24 - 00:26Riley
00:27 - 00:28Well
00:31 - 00:33Ascended Employees are new
00:34 - 00:36Hiring 6 employees is easy
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who would rather play Yugioh, MTG, or Lorcana… leave now
01:13 - 01:15What the hell?!
01:15 - 01:17How is this balanced?!
01:18 - 01:23Also why the fuck is the font so small?!
01:25 - 01:28I can barely read this shit
01:29 - 01:31This one has 7 sentences!
01:31 - 01:34And this Goddess has 320 words!!
01:34 - 01:37What happened to fair Duels?!
01:37 - 01:40All y’all want is 4 Shift games!
01:40 - 01:42We still have a good time…
01:42 - 01:46You like losing immediately?!
01:46 - 01:48Riley, the cards are cool!
01:48 - 01:52Oh right because your shit can’t be negated!
01:53 - 01:54Nothing can be negated!
01:56 - 01:57You feel so skilled
01:57 - 02:00You don’t have skill!
02:00 - 02:03OP cards, graphics and gameplay!
02:04 - 02:08Look at me! I gained 10000 Net Worth!
02:08 - 02:13Oh! And look! This giraffe tripled that somehow!!
02:14 - 02:16How the fuck
02:17 - 02:21Can a giraffe do such a thing?!
02:27 - 02:29I miss the Lobsters
02:30 - 02:34And the Schlegels!
02:34 - 02:36Back when you did one thing
02:41 - 02:42Fuck
02:43 - 02:47He said it wouldn’t become like modern Yugioh!
02:48 - 02:53I’m fucking done!
02:54 - 02:56Also fuck Ra!
02:56 - 02:59Oooo I can attack anytime!
03:00 - 03:02Regardless of everything!!
03:04 - 03:07Maybe the ban list can fix it?
03:14 - 03:16Remember when Retail was about ‘retail’?
03:19 - 03:23Modern Retail? What is it??
03:25 - 03:26Busted
03:31 - 03:33Unbalanced
03:40 - 03:46There’s no love in this game
03:46 - 03:49And no more honor
03:53 - 03:56I blame Emma…