Hitler & Discord Bros Run A Hedge Fund
25 views4/28/2026
Hitler and his fellow shareholders meet on a fine morning after Nebius dips 15%
0 Comments
Be the first to leave a comment.
▸Show captions (49)
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir Nebius is trending down again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have new Data Centers opening here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | South of Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We may have a couple issues though |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | DataOne is having issues with Zac and Karen |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Who the fuck are they? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We will deal with them |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They are local residents |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have filled complaints with the city |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are protesting about the noise and pollution |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | What in the actual fuck are these libtards on? Ray, Paul, and BMO... Stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WE MUST DO SOMETHING, RIGHT FUCKING NOW |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ray, what the fuck do you suggest you chimp? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We have Iren absolutely mooning |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and don't even get me started on that bitch CoreWeave |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We sit here while they steal our deals |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You think it's funny when Iren moons?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | While we sit on our asses and watch? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Get the fuck up you apes |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we are expecting a 30B contract from Anthropic |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Just like how Coreweave stole the inital one from us? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we will do everything in our power |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You lazy fucking lazy apes |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | -15% before 9am |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You think this is funny BMO?! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Praying for the downfall to get in at a lower price? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You greedy little bastard |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Ray buys 10 share a day, ATH it doesn't matter |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | unlike you little sacks of shit |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and don't even get me started on Paul |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That son of a bitch complains about his CC's all fucking day |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So maybe this whole thing is pointless |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Strong apes must stick together |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | we are god damn brothers |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Coreweave up, Iren up |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am very much questioning each of your abilities |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | while the Iren subreddits laughs in our fucking face |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | it's not god damn funny |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | we are drowning you idiotic fools |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | where are the fucking bulls when we need them? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Ignore him.. We are up 50% this month |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought we actually had a good stock |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I believed we would take over the market |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I did all the DD |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I should have gotten out at $165 |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I am going to give up so easily, you are sorely mistaken |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Load up on calls you fucking fools |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We will try again |