Hitler & Discord Bros Run A Hedge Fund

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Hitler and his fellow shareholders meet on a fine morning after Nebius dips 15%

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00:00 - 00:03Sir Nebius is trending down again
00:04 - 00:05We have new Data Centers opening here
00:05 - 00:07South of Berlin
00:08 - 00:12We may have a couple issues though
00:12 - 00:15DataOne is having issues with Zac and Karen
00:17 - 00:19Who the fuck are they?
00:19 - 00:21We will deal with them
00:24 - 00:26Well sir...
00:27 - 00:28They are local residents
00:31 - 00:33They have filled complaints with the city
00:34 - 00:36They are protesting about the noise and pollution
00:53 - 00:58What in the actual fuck are these libtards on? Ray, Paul, and BMO... Stay
01:13 - 01:15WE MUST DO SOMETHING, RIGHT FUCKING NOW
01:15 - 01:17Ray, what the fuck do you suggest you chimp?
01:18 - 01:23We have Iren absolutely mooning
01:25 - 01:28and don't even get me started on that bitch CoreWeave
01:29 - 01:31We sit here while they steal our deals
01:31 - 01:34You think it's funny when Iren moons?!
01:34 - 01:37While we sit on our asses and watch?
01:37 - 01:40Get the fuck up you apes
01:40 - 01:42Sir, we are expecting a 30B contract from Anthropic
01:42 - 01:46Just like how Coreweave stole the inital one from us?
01:46 - 01:48Sir, we will do everything in our power
01:48 - 01:52You lazy fucking lazy apes
01:53 - 01:54-15% before 9am
01:56 - 01:57You think this is funny BMO?!
01:57 - 02:00Praying for the downfall to get in at a lower price?
02:00 - 02:03You greedy little bastard
02:04 - 02:08Ray buys 10 share a day, ATH it doesn't matter
02:08 - 02:13unlike you little sacks of shit
02:14 - 02:16and don't even get me started on Paul
02:17 - 02:21That son of a bitch complains about his CC's all fucking day
02:27 - 02:29So maybe this whole thing is pointless
02:30 - 02:34Strong apes must stick together
02:34 - 02:36we are god damn brothers
02:41 - 02:42Coreweave up, Iren up
02:43 - 02:47I am very much questioning each of your abilities
02:48 - 02:53while the Iren subreddits laughs in our fucking face
02:54 - 02:56it's not god damn funny
02:56 - 02:59we are drowning you idiotic fools
03:00 - 03:02where are the fucking bulls when we need them?
03:04 - 03:07Ignore him.. We are up 50% this month
03:14 - 03:16I thought we actually had a good stock
03:19 - 03:23I believed we would take over the market
03:25 - 03:26I did all the DD
03:31 - 03:33I should have gotten out at $165
03:40 - 03:46But if you think I am going to give up so easily, you are sorely mistaken
03:46 - 03:49Load up on calls you fucking fools
03:53 - 03:56We will try again