| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The English Pigdogs are sailing near the shoreline. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | WTF is a shoreline? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | See that landmass Over there? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | YA! That thing. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The water and shore |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Is a shoreline |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Right? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Well how did the battle go? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That Bastard Admiral Francis |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Sailed around sunning himself |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Drinking Brandy! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | While everyone else was fighting! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Where was he when the smoke was thick? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Farting in the wind! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It smelled like garlic! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I was downwind! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Mark was slaughtering Mal |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Eric was pummeling Andrew |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Chris pounding Colin |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Thomas was in Irons and drifting |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Fuhrer, Francis was doing his best. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Ya Right that Fucker! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Sailing behind Mark |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Out of the line of fire |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Then fired once at Thomas from long range |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Get in close I always say! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | So close you can smell the bastards! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All he wants is glory and money! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He's a fucking capitalist! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He has a business on the side! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He should be out front! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Leading his men! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not shirking in a bunker |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Like me! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I want everyone of you to do better! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And My hemorrhoids are killing me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Do I Have to roll all the dice |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | MYSELF! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You should have all their ships! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He has a family and new dog... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm tired, where's my Percocet |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Get my Doctor.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Alright which... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | One of you farted? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Bring Admiral Francis to me! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Immediately, he will pay |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring his little dog TOO! |
