King Adolfhit Mine-tRump Attacks Again
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After failing to "obliterate" the Iranian nuclear nuisance once again, King Adolfhit Mine-tRump wants more self-aggrandizing glory!
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hegseth: After our decisive attack... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | of nuclear & military |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...on these targets 28 Feb. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 2026 that failed to destroy these Iranian protestors, we... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | will "decisively" attack again. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Mine-Rump: So, we will |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | talk circles to American news media, |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Hegseth: Your majesty... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | may I have... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tom Homan: Majesty, we need Big Arch |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Meal Deals with toy guns. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I love Big Mac's, super fries with whole milk, toy guns, but only five meals. Leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I MUST HAVE IRAN!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I OBLITERATED DRUG BOATS, VENEZUELA, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THEN I WANT CUBA & WORLD DOMINATION AND FOR EVERYONE TO LOVE ME! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Next we will obliterate the Constitution |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND AMENDMENTS AND 2-TERM LIMITS! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE MUST FOLLOW PROJECT 2025 AND SHOW |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HOW SMART I AM TO STOP WARS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | INCITE INSURRECTION WHEN I LOSE BUT AVOID PRISON! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Cash Patel: Your Kingship, but we will be outed and indicted for this.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NO, I DON'T CARE! I SEIZED THE FULTON COUNTY BALLOTS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Your Hineyness, you lost that election. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No, the election was STOLEN from me by Democrats! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SCHITZE, when will... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | you puppets learn, I'm the Law! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I make the rules & change the rules to... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | suit ME! I'M THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | THE EPSTEIN FILES HAVE BEEN ALL CHANGED by Pam Bondi. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I WILL NEVER BE BELOW THE LAW! I WILL PLATE THE EASTWING WITH GOLD AND |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ALL MONUMENTS WILL SHOW MY GREAT BIG NAME! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I WILL BE BETTER THAN ALL PRESIDENTS AND SUNG ABOUT BY little girls. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Just give me what I want. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have deformed genitals so I beat my chest to seem big. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That's what MAGA loves. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I want Iran so Americans |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WILL FORGET ABOUT AFFORDABILITY and MY STUPID TARIFFS! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WE MUST KEEP HURTING AMERICANS WITH HIGHER GAS & ENERGY PRICES! But |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | make them think their lives |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | are GREAT WHILE WE SH*T ON THEM! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WE MUST KEEP UP THIS FAKE FACADE ON THEM! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Karoline (Leavitt), it's fine. FoxNews loves him. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Going to Micky Dee's for burgers |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | is what I need. Taxpayers will pay for it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Delivered to the Big House. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If all of you don't give me... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Iran, Cuba, and more ICE deportations, then you can't have Big Arch burgers. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or interviews on FoxNews or NewsMax. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You'll be sent to Gulag IV with Ghislaine Maxwell. |