| 00:00 - 00:03 | Just going over |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | all the details of the FPL bet. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Looking at where you have placed all of your money sir |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | checking who you backed |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and how they are doing now. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, we placed a large bet against Antony Rhodes. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I’m keen to hear about Nick Lansom. Has he still got his wildcard? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, Nick is a loser. He blew that weeks ago. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Rhodes 4 points off top. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Munoz still to play tonight. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Rhodes still has his wildcard. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who always said that Nick Lansom was a useless melt - leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You fucking idiots. You said Nick was a gambling addict. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That someone who spends so much time in Ladbrokes has got to win this time. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He’s spent his entire life coming second. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Except in the bedroom. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You backed this guy! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Always number 2! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Second is just the first loser! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I call him loser Lansom! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Vince Cassidy plays 3 teams sir |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | None of them are top! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Thought he was a safe bet with 3 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Cassidy is useless! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 3 teams is 3 wasted tenners! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Andy Travis and Jave Singh |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Came in swinging their dicks around |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Fell off straight away - Got no lead in their pencils! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Rhodes was the one we should have backed |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What a guy. He was always the one. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What will you advise me next? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Craig Carter? Flipper? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Craig only knows golf |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And flipper couldn't find his own arsehole |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Bet on Rob brown you said. Now I see |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | his team full of Forest players. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Everyone know Forest are useless relegation fodder! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Steven Green, Gideon Holmes, Ronnie Singh - they don’t even warrant a mention. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I’m surprised I can even remember their names. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Antony Rhodes will enjoy spending their bet money. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Go find me Mackenzie Lewis and make him pay. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry. Mackenzie's been missing since 2024 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | ... and he's tiny. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This has been a waste of all of our time. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We are just giving our money to Antony Rhodes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | 5 years in a row. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He should have his own Fpl channel. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Close up and pay out all our bets. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It’s over. It’s over. |
